Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

DAN: No. IBS, the International Business Solution?

Well there's nothing better than a fart.

So what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in?

Here. Here's the one I like the best.

I've got a couple pals who'd appreciates it too.

You boys ever had a peanut butter sandwich?

or I'm gonna come talk to you...

Then he falls down his own piss‐soaked stairs.

And that's your lesson for today, folks, farts always win.

That's when I come over there and give it the beats.

DAN: I think maybe we pulled the cord too quick on that, you parachute.

there is a market for gentlemens what can find ladies who like, uh, farts,

who's about to steam press his Calvins.

How we gonna fuck that pig?

Get in the house.

And not one of this grain fed,

WAYNE: (EXCLAIMS) Oh! Fuck's sake. Jesus!

Beggars can't be choosers.

But also, "Fuck! It's your house."

We could find someone,

You better lawyer up, asshole,

Now, let's talk about marketing.

and be like, "Hey, why don't you comes over here and takes a shits?"

Good and you? Not so bad.

(DISTORTED FART RECORDING)

Fucking vampire... Pipe down, idiots.

DAN: You know, I've been thinking about Fartbook...

How are you now? Hey.

Outstanding. Well, I have an idea,

Better slow down there, Big‐shoots.

And I enjoy a horizontal refreshment for my vertical smile

You have no photos and no farts

Not now. Need 20 minutes. STEWART: Okay.

I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line" all day. I dont give a shit about their "kids"

But deadly. You are an idiot.

emotionally, or spiritually capable of doing.

is going to think their cat's or kid's farts are super special and unique.

You stole our idea. Hmm...