Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No I never. I said yesterday it was fit for a demolition derby.

DARYL: I don't...

STEWART: Where's Katy?

When did we ask for your attention?

Like that person who just happens to have burst out laughing in every group photo

Yeah, you know what else kids love, keys. (KEYS JINGLING)

Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,

I mean, I gots to check my emails.

and we're in the Lord's house, I'm gonna play you

someone who farms ostriches.

Well, I feel like if other people could hear that crack splitter

the filter that I invented myself. I call it...

Sad story. Boo‐hoo. Toot‐toot!

I have millions...

Like the... Little bull snort there in the middle there, Stewart.

So, driving Pete's family's out of town, he had a bit of a Texas Hold'em Tournament.

Is this a true story?

We started Fartbook so that good folks could share farts with other good folks.

I don’t give a shit about your kid

Get some feedback. Iron out the bugs.

liking and commenting on everyone's farts but contributing nothing yourself.

right there in the middle of the bathroom floor.

it could have a positive impact on their lives.

Really scraping the bottom of the yoghurt cup for that nugget of wisdom, aren't you?

But look how cute they are.

But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,

Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?

There's certain things that should stay sacred between a man and a woman.

So, all things considered, this whole thing's pretty fucking juvenile,

Heck! You wouldn't mind a quick heads up from a fella

So, he drinks a coffee, eats a bran muffin,

God help us all.

I genuinely enjoy farts.

But don't think that we're gonna sit here and enjoy listening to you lie.

(HIP‐HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

So it's like, if I didn't send it, then I'd be stuck having bad shaboink forever.

If you think, if you think it's a good idea...

I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line"

Not too bad. Good, and you? Huh?

Because the last time I checked,

How are we gonna fuck this pig?

(FART RECORDING PLAYING)

WAYNE: Wanna know, that's...

we'll have to suspend your membership.

I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively.