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Hard no.
No one: Me:
That was a real ass flapper, if I do say so, myself.
They raised three little shits. So...
If you want to sit on our backs and call yourselves tall,
are intellectually, creatively, artistically,
Hold your horses there. Let's put this to a vote.
We built the site.
Skip that middle man. Right, we'll skip the middle man.
So, what are you saying?
Yes.
And your friends' farts.
It's not my cat. It's just a barn cat.
spike the likelihood of having sex with girls.
So, yeah, I'll just show you how it works.
We need to talk to Gail.
or after you're done doing it?
I... I just...
Stake about five to 10% offer over there squarely down. Yeah. No. Huh?
but when he opens the bathroom door, what does he find?
That right there was an air biscuit.
Like why you gotta put everything on the internet, while you're doing it,
They're not. They are just a cat or a kid fart.
What the truck is wrong with that?
Now hold your good goddamn horses here, let's put it to a vote, those for...
I really like the placement of the fizzler at the end.
Those for closing down Fartbook, raise your hands.
Of course it is. Popcorn, fart location, movie theater.
Who, Garrett? No, Jarett.
Wow.
Step one, we got to builds us a website.
Now suck on your Sutro filter...