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Once we get enough members playing the butt trumpet,
Huh. No. Huh.
R eally Scraping The Bottom Of The Yoghurt Cup For That Nugget Of Wisdom, Aren't You?
Go away. (HOARSELY) Let's go.
Exactly.
I guarantee she'll be slower and slower to crawl into bed with you at night.
We're supposed to be napping right now, boys.
He's gonna think that you wanna turn on the jets.
In all fairness, Dary, that's a two‐way street.
No it isn't. It's true.
If she's always listening to your ass acoustics,
What the fuck are you looking at, you fuckin' pilon?
Suggestions?
Boy howdy.
(WHISPERS) Nothing.
YOU WERE TEXTING YOUR PAL ABOUT THAT ELECTRONIC ALBUM THE OTHER DAAAAAYY
Is geo‐stamping farts a good idea?
Instead of putting your phone on silent, you put in on silent...
Agreed. And we should also get Katy into the fracas. I'll talk to her.
No you never. Ain't no reason to get excited.
too goddamn much to take that risk.
Hey! Hey! Fuck it!
SoundCloud Poop
Tear you into a Pop‐Tart!
(BOTH PANTING)
If you were the inventors of Fartbook, you'd have invented Fartbook.
if I do say so myself.
Fartbook dies today.
And I like it because you can put different filters on all of your farts and it's fun.
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.
I'm coming back for everything.
We're comin' phezzy!
But, drop the "The." Just, Burpbook. It's cleaner
(WHISPERING) No... No...
Just like...
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