Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is a true story.
Cartoonish. We're in.
fuck I could watch the Astros lose all day I don't give a fuck about the Astros
Are you referring to Christian Fart Mingle?
No, I think you should keep it.
Gentlemen.
Except kids falling off bikes maybe. ****, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a **** about your kids
(FARTING CONTINUES)
It seems as though you were just cruising through Fartbook
(STEWART CLEARS THROAT)
Keep the ladies guessin' a little bit. Be the mystery man.
(FARTS)
You know what, I don't know why you guys need everybody knowing your business anyway.
There is a whole site devoted to gluten‐free farts.
No, no, no. I can do better. I wants to go again.
You gots a better idea?
Some fine colon bowling.
If you ever threaten me like that again, I'll spread your cheeks
In addition, you've been updating new farts from your cat almost hourly.
Not super farty.
No. Fine.
Right again.
We've got another problem.
You're one end.
This is our problem.
their farts.
Well, then it's a good thing you's two have each other.
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.
That's information I's wants to know!
If you can be a man at night, you can be a man in the morning.
I was on there a lot.
all day. I don't give a shit about your kids.
where my friends and I are doing things that no one on this farm,
#leafblower #hands #cat #loudnoises
You gotta tell her more than once.
Really nice work, Dan. Fuck, is this awkward.