Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IBS stands for Irritable Bowel Syndromes.

Uh... (DAN FARTS AGAIN)

Drop the "The".

YOU BETTER SETTLE DOWN OVER THERE OR I'M GONNA COME TALK TO YOU

You can't just go around creeping other people's farts.

Suspend my membership?

Problem? Those are cat farts.

What's the nature of that, David Suzuki?

Anyhoo, when he was a kid, Jackass comes out on the air,

Or take a shit, you fuckin' degenerate.

That may be the nicest thing everybody has ever said about me.

there's a fella we know right here in town who can builds us a websites

Glen will show you.

Onto number three.

it's gonna chap a few asses but,

or for me posting my bowling scores on the internet...

My van. WAYNE: Won't do.

Why don't you suspend my fist in your ass, you little fuck.

Go on. More than two coats of paint.

What trend? I'll tell you.

Ahem, I recommend recording through a professional studio mic

Gail, we've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile.

or even worse, smellin' 'em,

We should get the hockey players in on this.

Except kids falling off bikes maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes

It's kicking up too much dust.