Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't give a shit about your kids.
Well, I'm pretty sure they added me on Skypes a while back,
You never told me that. Did too.
(DAN FARTING)
You're not fooling me, bud.
Of what?
If you continue to misuse Fartbook,
He's a... Wait.
The fuck you will. Wondrous.
DAN: Ready.
how's gonna people know what you did?
'Cause you're not supposed to fart in front of girls. What?
Those d‐gens would lap this right up.
Oh, mmm, the Ginger...
Who might know
So, how are you gonna do it?
Doesn't matter. She'll perform.
Yes, we will.
Anyhow, this one time his pal texts him up,
I miss it too, three‐point shoes.
Ain’t no reason to get excited…
USDA certified, 100% non‐animal tested, organic beauty.
(GROWLS) I'm gonna get you, you fuckin' pheasant!
Each member will be able to upload three farts.
Just wanted to let you know that Glen stole our website.
and I'll feed you a Kentucky Klondike Bar, you little twat.
Why you gotta put numbers and letters together?
Oh, if a woman's not gonna love me for my farts
'Cause it's too complicated. It's like algebra.
But see, I had just got that message from someone else.
We're done here, Glen.
Better than going into business with a meth head? One or two.
how they get fucked.
Because I like his farts?
If you continue to misuse Fartbook,
You talk to her, then.
The Ginger fucked an ostrich.
For example... (IMITATING DRUM ROLL)
Not one. You're welcome. Thanks, buddy.
I wish Gail could hear that fart.
The kids will fucking love that shit.
But for farts?
Not really sure I want one.