Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, yeah? You got a phone number for the internet, Dan?

Some real rectal turbulence.

Who cares? Not Glen, right?

(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)

my second cousin's got IBS.

#stickypapers #leafblowers #you sit on a tug #leafblower

Look, y'all had a good idea, all right?

I think we should pump the brakes on Fartbook.

And that's how he met his lovely Eunice.

You appreciate my metaphors, Katy.

(GROANS) Fucking sort yourselves out.

in every single one. That like, "Say cheese."

What? We are at home.

I don't know what happened just now.

So, he became real popular with his friends,

You drop deuces in every orifice of your body, you fuckhead!

I'm not friends with Wayne yet. But I wanna be.

Oh, that's because there's so many cute farts. Like I can't even keep up.

You have a bit of our attention,

Not what Fartbook is all about.

How are you now?

It's everywhere.

Stewart, I did not steal anything.

I don't give a shit about your kids

(FARTING SOUNDS)

But we own 30 percent.

All your allegations... All of them, completely fricken' false. Baseless.

You had a terrific idea. Congratulations.

There was never a "The."

Farts should never come between the love of a man and a woman.

Well, if you don't puts it on the internet,

Do you wanna know what? He's right.

I heard it was Boots who fucked the ostrich. No.

It was very addicting.

And I went over there with my second‐cousins.

I'll drop an Alabama Hot Pocket in your deuce maker, Charlie.

(GRUNTING) Meritorious!