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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And it's annoying.
Who should we target to buy ad space on Fartbook?
describe clash of clans. Me:
But did you actually think you were the only ones in the world to have it?
Amateurs. Money, generated from the site!
It's very much like that, except for farts.
I don't wanna be smelling a dude's ass all the time. Get real.
No one cares about your cat's farts.
and he says, "Hey, why don't you come take a shits in the girls' bathroom?"
Now there's a renovation.
And none of this beauty's farts.
(DAN FARTS)
And we want 30%.
So he's gonna think you wanna fucking wheel him.
You're the other end.
Tomorrow's gonna be a great day for hay.
That's what I appreciate about you.
Y'all are too slow. Slow on the uptake.
Do you wanna know what? That's your problem right there.
(DAN FARTS)
I...
We got a problem.
Okay, Dan.
Boy, you're havin' quite a day, Super‐chief.
Go.
Well, that's their problem. Not ours.
We've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile.
Not to creepin' farts, or spam farts...
heads on down to the washroom there,
I'm with the fellas on this one.
(CAT FART RECORDING PLAYING)
Valencia.
taking advantage of a growing trend was not stealing.
What are you? Some kind of fart purist?
(FARTING)
Except kids falling off bikes maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes
It's not what you said. You better settle down over there
Too much, likely.
You were in a Godzilla movie the other dayyyy
Here's what we've done. I am, at this point,