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Excuse my editorial laugh. [Laughs] But-
[Screaming]
Oh, I feel for you, my child, and I'd like to help you.
You don't look anything like the beans.
Sorry, kids. There's no such thing as hover bikes.
I think I know just the thing.
Wow! I need a drink!
You’re free to leave whenever you want But would you mind telling us why
The point is these are some decent, generous people that I can take advantage of.
[Coughs] You've gotta help me.
- And people worship it? - In a way.
And when our galactic vehicle is complete, he will take us to our new home: Blisstonia.
claims he'll take believers away on his spaceship to the planet Blisstonia.
Go on, Homer. Our commandments clearly state that beer is all right.
Give me that, you noodle-armed choir boy!
Yes, it would be nice if he'd buy American, but what are you gonna do?
- Knock him out, Reverend! - Ow! Ooh!
Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family.
I love you, perfect Leader, and new C.E.O. of KBBL Broadcasting.
This so-called "new religion"...
and corporate loopholes, we only pay three dollars a year.
Will there be beer?
It certainly is a beautiful day. We should thank the Leader.
Boris is good, Boris is great in spite of all evidence to the contrary in spite of all evidence to the contrary
And it didn't cost us a dime.
[Barking]
I should have stayed with the Promise Keepers.
Oh, boy. We get to see the Leader pass by.