Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel. Why the hell would I dress like Elvis?

Okay, then what?

You're the ass master. There's a difference.

- You did it, children. - Okay, let's go trick-or-treat now.

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THIS SHOW--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL CELEBRITY VOICES ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO COVID-19 IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE

Who was the first one to come in here sick?

- I'm trying to trick-or-treat. - Remind me to whip your ass.

Everyone came as Chewbacca?

Pinkeye is a real disease and anybody can get it.

- Where are we going? - The first people treated...

Look out, children!

For shocking people who give granola.

Is there a problem, Kenny?

Thanks, Tom. More than half the townspeople...

We can eat at Cartman's and see naughty pictures of his mom.

- What did you say? - Okay, Chewbaccas take your seats.

- What is that? - I'm the solar system.

To fight this disease, all proceeds from this video go to pinkeye research.

- Goddamn, that little turd bit me. - Me too.

Wheel-zuh! With a Z