Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just this morning when I was shaving and listening to the new Jay-z,
Attention, greendale students.
I was just going into the fair to wait for my smokin'- hot date.
That's exactly why I wanted Gail, our school counselor,
This is a judgment-free zone, so express yourself.
I will take "tinkles" over "we need to talk" every time.
I actually spend most of my time talking.
Congratu-Horrible!
come up with a, you know, date?
Maybe it has something to do with crabs. They're like a food, but also a disease.
Don't use the condoms!
Condom water balloon fight!
What is this, some kind of joke? No, this is.
Thar she blows.
Like Stallone in over the top. I'm not sure of all the rules.
I help the dean do officey things
Before I buy dinner, I have to ask...
I'm sorry, I was waiting for that to become inappropriate or racist.
All along the side it says "Greendale"!
- Pierce, you're embarrassing me. - You know a lot about wine?
This is sabrina.
Congratu... Horrible!
"There's A Joke Here."