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I don't like those apples.
The "p" word has entered into play.
You wing man me, I wing man you.
with someone they can have a real conversation with.
Maybe it has something to do with nuts. They’re like a tool, but also testicles.
Can you ever really own a horse?
All the condoms are faulty.
There’s an AC joke here
Look how gorgeous Doreen is tonight.
when was the last time you actually scored?
- I actually have no problem with that. - I think I could do that.
It burns!
and starts looking for a place to hang his hat.
Can we...
I love it!
"no! Stop being so aware of us!"
how to put a condom on a,
Problem solved.
I'll give you 250 if you don't finish telling me.
Maybe it has something to do with the small parts. They’re required, but also genitals metaphors.
There we go.
I just want to figure out how to do it and get it over with.
It's pretty shallow.
"Hot blonde, spanish class"?
- This is your car. - Keep it.
I guess I can make an exception... Professor.
I'll be here... Rethinking my way of life.
- Fortune cookie? - Isn't it great?
Well, if I answer now,
- You're like a unicorn. - I am not a unicorn.
- I always know what you mean. - Can't wait for you to meet her.
WHEEL OF REMORSE
I am totally comfortable being uncomfortable
I was thinking about how I want to squeeze in a quick gallop .