Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You saying "dude" is not cool.

You broke my hand, you bastard.

There's A Joke THere.

- I'm trying. - I can see that.

No, it was a wake-up call.

But trust me, eyes closed, you can't tell the difference.

"Car wash redhead. Tube top, REM Concert.

- I can't do this. - What?

I wanted it to be true.

What are you doing?

Yes, I am. Wait, how'd you do that?

No, because I didn't try.

You would give a glass of water?

But it will cost you 200 bucks.

Gross. Dean, your assistant.

If you're going to have sex tonight,

These are leaking.

About 30 seconds after you walked away,

Oh, Britta's in this? Yeah Yeah

And then meet in the morning for eggs and...

We did it to Madonna's erotica on the floor of his walk-in closet.

is practice on the actual model, but the dean has put it in his office.

I can't believe you beat me again!

Honey, you're boring the crap out of Jeff.

- if you'd like to join us. - The cafeteria's closed .

- Is that considered large? - Yes.

I don't want to sit in a room full of people

I'm just gonna turn him around, and we're gonna cover him up.