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I know, Ma. And I was going to.
Just like when we fell in that puddle on my Vespa.
You gave me a chance to sit on this bad boy.
Like what?
Yeah, I know, Ma. It's like the little brother I never drove.
the best kid ever.
Well, actually, tonight, we don't.
Look,
[exhales]Oh, hey. Where were you?
making my own choices.
on Malcolm's motorcycle.
[whoops]
that the Johnsons are in town.
[crashing]Calvin!
Yeah, but that was before I knew
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all that.
Oh, hang on there, Malcolm. I want to ask you something.
I thought a glass of wine might help,
What do you think?
Just no foam parties.
I'm sorry, Malcolm, but it's too dangerous.
Oh, just for a little ride.
I know, Ma, but I'm also my own man.
Yeah. Yeah.
He gets me every time.
and I'm sitting here helpless. Who can think about dinner?
And everybody was safe, though.
it jackknifed right in front of me.
I know you're not gonna open that door.