Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That guy that Beatrice cheated on me with, he's here.

and someone needs to bag you up,

-All night, all day. -Okay, okay, okay.

My new theory is that it's an incredibly dense gravitational field

Okay, check it out.

You know I keep all your stuff.

-Chong. -Chong. Chong.

I wish I could. I really do.

-Do what? -I can't meet her.

[Nadia] Pancake breakfasts...

Are you some kind of a fucking superhero or just a...

Are you telling me that you're never dying on the stairs?

that's the best of being human.

That's why he's such an asshole.

The AIDS crisis, it wiped out nearly every meaningful critical voice in every medium.

[Nadia] Yes, I did.

[knocking on door]

My bones hurt every morning.

Quelle surprise.

so you need to get out so I can get it in.

Even Wile E. Coyote.

-I've literally never wondered that. -The internet.

Oh, God. Look at me. Look at--

Oh, this is Alan.

[flies buzzing]

[chuckles] ...I mean, they're all in it, too.