Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look. Right now,
-Okay, okay. -Right?
I may not be a mom,
Oh, God. Alan.
Come on, man. I'd like to do it tonight.
What's wrong?
Nobody did it because I fucking rule, so... there goes your theory.
-[honking] -[tires screech]
Okay, so then why are you the one in purgatory?
[snoring]
She's gonna be great.
[exhales] Fuck.
Thank you.
You already asked me that, Ruthie.
["Front" by Vex Ruffin playing]
-[crash] -[water running]
Sorry, I gotta make a call.
[glass shatters]
I mean, it is kind of hot, but then the stalking started.
It's polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there's gonna be a future.
Let's take the fire escape.
Point him out later, and I'll bust his fucking knee caps, okay?
[Mike] You think he's gonna propose?
for the rest of their fucking life, it is you.
Oh, I know. My memory's slipping.
What are you, a collector?
What is this bad person?
-Listen. -Why you?
for a little girl who could use a little help.
Yeah, I guess for you it has, huh?
wasn't hurting anybody else, but...
Listen, I know you think I'm a moral narcissist,