Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She chose you, and you don't love her. You're not faithful.

I'm not really good at this stuff.

[knocking continues rapidly]

With the amount of guilt, I'm surprised you're not a Jew.

would you be ready for it?

For my birthday, tell me if I'm a bad person.

-[glass clink] -[cheering]

that begins with extra-marital infidelity.

Don't do this. Okay, please, I'm begging you.

[keys jangling]

I have breakfast with her every Monday and Friday.

I was right about that age when life stopped making sense.

Well, I wear the same thing all the time.

I love that book.

-[buzzing repeatedly] -Come on, man. Please don't be fucking dead.

I'm gonna go to Ruth's and get that book for Lucy, okay?

-You need help. -Please, Bea.

Wait. It's 15 for you, too? Did you count?

I mean, everyone who's not us.

Kind of the black hole meets They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

That's a bummer.

You keep that, I'll get another one.

[Maxine] Wait, nothing we do will be as devastating as that.

And St. Valentine was a big smoker. Everybody knows that.

The only choice she made was not you.