Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Alan, you're so fucking drunk right now. I'm not gonna do this with you.

I could die in front of her, John.

and oh, I told her, I told her,

John and I were a thing for a year.

-Hey. -I'm John.

I'm so glad you made it. And look at that, great posture.

I still got Emily of New Moon at Ruth's house.

Sorry. I'm sorry about everything.

Listen, I have an early flight to Sweden in the morning,

Oh, hey, they have alcohol over there too, so...

Okay, that's a good way to not judge people.

[indistinct chatter]

and you've been secretly resenting me ever since?

Okay, yeah. I'll talk to you later.

-Love you, Chung. -Chong.

If it wasn't you, it would be some other woman.

Oh, oh, oh. Did you lock the door behind you?

It's kind of hot.

Yeah, it is a bummer.

-[Lizzy] Right? -[Maxine] Yeah.

for being a bad person.

Yes, no, good, bad, life, death.

[speaking indistinctly]

-Shall we open it up to the group? -Yeah, that's a great idea.

Hey, all I wanted to do was be left alone, hole up with books all day.

Bea, he's a sex addict.

Hey, happy birthday.

Is that what she likes about you?

Welcome to yesterday.

I mean, if it weren't for you, I'd be married. I'd be living upstate.

You are fucking garbage,

-That's not hot. -Yeah.