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Adios, muchachos.
Did you tell Ted?
[laughing]
Sorry, I just came to the boot room to get some… boots.
How about-- Here, let's do this. [clears throat]
[music fades]
[Carrie] Oh, shut up.
[Higgins and Rebecca continue scatting]
Anything I need to address?
And you and Roy are just aggravatingly perfect in every way.
Um…
[Carrie] You were more than happy to go through my stuff.
-Hi, darling. -Got you these. There you go.
You wanna get that sweet O2 all the way down to your prostate.
[both chuckle]
-[players chuckle] -Yes.
Y'all should give them a google sometime.
I am a strong and capable man.
[whistling]
'cause you fell asleep watching Citizen Kane after too many beers.
with all of the couch shenanigans and noticing your accoutrements.
Fuck!
-[chuckles] -"My favorite film's Ratatouille."
It was too hot and, honestly, it was too thick,
Make yourself comfortable.
I don't know what to say.
Would you look at that. [chuckles]
like gossip or how much hair I leave in the drain.
[Mae] Thought so.
And then what? Probably just blame it on my folks, right?
[sighs]
Well, you know, it's a pretty awesome nickname, so cheers.
But you ain't listening 'cause you care about me.
All right, how's this? This good?
I was quite offended by what you said about my profession…
All right, come on! Come here, come here, come here, come here.
all we had to worry about was crank phone calls.
We'll go just classic, how you see, like, in New Yorker cartoons.
Who fucking cares what his favorite movie is?
Oi, that's not helping me.
I take it you're not a fan of this kind of work?
-Hey, Siri. -[device chimes]
And yet here you are, charging an hourly rate for only 50 minutes of work.