Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, sure. That's good. Okay.

I don't assume that all coaches are macho dickheads.

-Call me Rebecca. -Rebecca. Rebecca, sorry.

What? I'm doing exactly what you said. I'm sitting quietly and reading my book.

I'll take your neck.

-[laughing] -Hey, listen. Okay.

keep me from possibly finding my one true love."

-[all] Aw. -That's good.

I don't wanna see y'all walking around with your tired faces, all… [panting]

Let me ask you something. Would you coach for free?

["I Feel Free" playing]

Fight or flight is a natural response. You just happened to do both.

Yes, very funny. Thank you, Jamie.

You can't put it down 'cause the chapters are so short.

Artists. They're artists.

I didn't say nothing bad this time.

Well, you're like a painting at a Holiday Inn, you know?

You all got that?

I mean, because of you saying that instead of "wunderkind,"

Then, with the advent of caller ID, that joy got 86'd from the prank menu,

[theme music plays]

I'll leave out all the specific nastiness that occurred.

I'm actually feeling better, so I don't know if this is necessary, really.

[player] Next time, man.

Can I be honest with you about something?

is the one you leave sitting on the stove overnight

or I'm gonna get it in the neck.