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Sometimes we're our own worst enemy.
What attendings are stuck here on call tonight?
and this decision would be made for you, but nothing's changed. So it's on you.
It's too hard. I can't do it.
I'm real sorry, but that's not enough for me anymore.
- and hope you don't get hit in the eye. - I know you care about her.
I'm gonna need a C-arm in here.
Dr Kelso lets us practise here at night.
Pulmonary edema seems secondary to acute mitral regurgitation.
but we both know that's where he's gonna spend the night.
Sweetie, I have feelings for you too, but, unlike you, I have some balls,
Remember, I had no idea she was your ex.
Cos you see, for me, sex is a sport, like racquetball.
Good God, what do you want me to do to prove that I'm not that guy anymore?
Sandy.
You don't like me.
It's funny. I can't stop thinking about Aesop's Fables.
She doesn't even seem to be here.
GOOD FOR YOU BUCKAROO
I was even starting to see things.
- Who? - Tim.
I'm not joking. He's the devil. What's wrong with you people? This is...