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- We're in charge. - I love my butt.
and watch you personally and professionally sabotage
- You, right? - Yes. Yeah.
Oh, sweet mother of mercy, Carla, you were right, you were so right.
He went home, but said that Carol could cover for him.
Play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat,
You told me last time we...
Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man.
Didn't you go to get water, like, an hour ago?
You're afraid to stand up to a volunteer who's answering the phones.
but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake.
Ma'am, three baby Tylenol is actually an underdose for a woman your size.
You rang?
- They asked me to say a few words. - Yawn.
Now that's just not funny.
I think we both understand how this works.
Or the nurse who everyone agrees is just a little bit off.
If you can't find a half-sprinkle, get all-sprinkles and pick half of 'em off.
Yeah, this ends now.
Oh, OK, I get it. Neither's Tim.
You know the one where the lion's always hassling the little mouse?
Ted's not an impressive man.
Sometimes just making a decision is half the battle.
Right. Another cocky resident that wants to start surgery
I'm being honoured tonight by the board of trustees.
The next moment everything changes.
- OK, here's the plan. We do nothing. - Sounds good.
Bob, as far as the intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought,
Damn it.
...208.
I'm glad we finally had a chance to talk.