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Oh fuck, you're the Governor. - [ scoffs ]
- Hmm. - This isn't happening.
- Get in, get in, hop.
- Well, they didn't mention your arm.
You haven't bathed in a week. You smell like a goat.
- If I do this, I gotta do it my way.
You drive twenty miles into the park
No one questions it from here.
[ exhales ]
Him? - Yeah.
- Probably so.
- I'm going back to California.
- I fucked it up, didn't I?
[ music ]
- All right, come on.
- Yee-ah-ha!
A little later this morning.
I think it's time you be like them.
- Him?
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Ha!
- I know.
I like leaving you sitting here on the porch like this.
♪ Two, three, four ♪
[ chuckles ]
when he goes after our calves.
- Is that a "yes"?
- If I say no, they just go and get someone that says yes,
Six replacement Angus heifers.
So does your father.
- Thank you. - Yes, Ma'am.
Get the fuck out of here.
- Ooh. It's the fucking cow police.
- Well, men like him have their use.
Too late.
I'll see you in...
There we go. - [ grunts ]
But you gotta make me a promise:
- Better get after it, then.
- Well...
- Are you a relative?
You're too pretty.
- I don't know, baby.
- Might burn you with it.
I'm gonna leave these holes just like this.
[ sniffs ]
- I don't want a bunch of kids
We're going to help you up so you can walk.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
- What's wrong with my arm?
I need you to run back to the house and grab Jamie.
- Your hip replacement needs you to move around a bit.
this is a multibillion dollar corporation
- Well, hell, uh...
And from what I've seen, yours will be better off without you.
- How am I gonna...
This isn't a leveraged land developer,
- Hey. Where's my ride?
- It's the only thing that ever...