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Is it just... is it swollen from the...
- What do these rednecks want?
Auctioneer: I got 600 anybody go 7 now, 7 now, 7 now
off its back like rainwater.
- Don't make sense.
So it must be fine.
John: Yeah.
I'm appointing him Attorney General,
John'll like that. - Sure.
There's only so much I can give to you, Rip.
All right. That's enough.
Don't fill the holes.
Nobody wants your future.
When's the last time you watched a sunset, Governor?
All right. Grab those, too. Come on.
to Livestock Commissioner.
no more rodeo.
- For hell's sakes, lady, that's kind of like
- I think you need a lawyer and not him.
Thank you.
- I have children.
Why build a casino in the first place?
[ motor approaching ]
- I think it's the way God made that one.
♪ Sure as hell thought I'd found it but I was wrong ♪
That little hyena,
My summer's over.
I'm not doing anything.
- Well, can you point the way?
in the middle of one, ya know what I mean?
You gotta earn it.
- Oh. - Are you happy?
Auctioneer: And our next lot coming in.
- ♪ I want to go round and round and round and round and round ♪
And it's gonna cut them pretty deep,
- And a sense of humor?
and buy land a Fortune 500 Company
- Yeah, I know.
'cause one day we'll be right.
But I'm going to do it anyway.
I have a sale right there, 1000 dollars.
Which one of these assholes is the boss of you?
I just, um...
You're going to feel a little pressure when I pull, okay?
you got two of those.