Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do we give 'em a Christmas bonus?

Okay, here's what we do.

It's Angela. Get her, boys.

What a rich timbre your voice has.

[overlapping Michael interviews]

Then you're dumber than a dummy.

Mike, you know you don't have to turn us all in.

Woof links up all your communication portals

Are you gonna kill me?

I'm like, "what? All right."

Well, I'm going through a little bit of a rough patch.

Good boy. - [chuckles]

I have nothing.

It could make you rich beyond your wildest dreams

And like I'm gonna believe one of his "spermed" lovers.

Just our computers.

I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.

Mr. Schrute, what time works?

And then I call froggy 98.7, their request line,

And you definitely can't fit into a size two.

Oh, God, Darryl!

You're the one who told the press.

Darryl, man, you're on Facebook.

I'm just curious--

Okay, umm, count me in as ''who cares''.

I weirdly know exactly what you're saying to me.

Want to have a relationship with a maid?

Hey, guys, uh, sorry to interrupt.

I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue.

You should fire the following people.

Everybody knows it was Andy.

Y'all, no doubt, know why I'm here.

I came up here with a big problem,

- Michael... - I have rights.

Giving 'em free toner,

Don't call me till you have it.

Did you see this report that the zoo got a baby otter?

Because I know everything there is to know about these people.

You can count on me

Okay, um, count me in as "who cares?"

Look, I didn't want houses and schools to burn down

What? Based on what?

That's all I'll ever be remembered for.

Hey, I.T. Guy, here's the story, champ.