Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I have an early dinner that I need to get to...

I could tell Jo, or I could tell Michael.

I tell her our printers catch on fire spontaneously.

I'm not dumb. i'm smart.

- And? - You did it.

[sighs] you guys have 15 parties a week.

Everybody, we are at Defcon 5.

I was thinking about our little leak problem.

Oh, yeah, it's just my friends are out in the car waiting,

Yes. It's Christmas.

What's number one?

It's not even that interesting, a baby otter.

By the way, it has a very spacious basement office.

All right, uh... Stan, you're up.

You put 'em in jail for as long as you can.

The Bernards, for generations,

All right, and, you, this guy--

Did you tell anyone outside of this office

The one question I have is,

And we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over.

Just need to relax.

Pack-man, I thought you were a girl.

Brain hurricane-- come on, think.

What do you know?

To other clients and potential clients, yeah.

For two things-- games and porn.

I just wanted to say good-bye to everyone.

Okay, I'm talking to this woman at day care...

All that's just birthday information.

I-I was talking to this girl at a bar.

Michael Scott...

[normal voice] it doesn't matter what I know.