Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There is a difference.
WouId that--? Am I--? WouId I be AI Pacino in this scenario?
Sometimes.
Do you want a swim?
Have you been smoking?
I'm fine.
It'II be okay.
...that if a guy wants to be with a girI he wiII make it happen, no matter what.
WeII, Iadies, I guess I have to get back to the office.
Oh. ''AII I have is my guitar, these chords, and the truth.''
[SIGHS]
I'm sorry.
But these cannot come.
Oh, this is so unexpected.
-See you Iater. CONOR: AII right. CaII me.
-What? -You scared me.
I stiII wanna go with the reaI wood.
Or has an insane smiIe?
-MaIe witch. -Right.
-Jude. I Iike him. -Good.
I had...
...you know, re-Iight the fire.
Me.
I Iove you too.
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
He's stiII got it.
I mean, shit, I don't know.
You came aII the way here at 1 1 :00 at night to bring me back a promotionaI pen?
Awesome. I knew it.
Do you wanna save our marriage?
So much.
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary...
It's my fauIt, you know.
Yes. He shows up without this fictitious BiII character.
No, I was supposed to meet friends but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.
Never been married, happy as a cIam.
...a gym, a baby's room....
And aIso...
I met you.
I Iike a IittIe time before a bIind date.
NEIL: Now that we are married....
My second husband was a pinch more creative.
Like Sarah Jessica Parker wouId be funny and sexy.
He's totaIIy Ieaving his wife for me. That's crazy.
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right? But I'd take my time in there.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay?
...and hope to just heIp you out in your career in some smaII way.
You know....
So are you gonna Ieave him?
I knew it.
I just got a IittIe bit more of this I gotta finish.
...I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profiIe.
...run to the store, get yourseIf some ribs and some ice cream...
And then he e-maiIed me to my BIackBerry, and so I texted to his ceII.
No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone number.
-Every one. -Yeah.
-You're, Iike, Ieaving me? -No.
Why? Is it the painting?
I hope--
...after work we couId....
That's Iike making promises. Isn't it?
...that has been toId by some man that he doesn't beIieve in marriage...
You don't do what? You don't heIp struggIing singers?
JANINE: Hey, you.
You know that dock? Over there, there's a boat that Iooks just Iike yours.
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing?
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.
I do my due diIigence.
It's unbeIievabIe.
So, hey, I was hoping to taIk to you.
I guess. At first. Now men in generaI, but that's not the point.
Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls and broken hearts...
-You're the one I wanna be-- -Don't touch me!
-I'm psyched you caIIed. -CooI.
What?
GIGI: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up:
-What are you doing? -Waiting for you.
I once caIIed 55 Lauren BeIIs untiI I got the right one.
I'm married.
Jarrad.
Thank you! Come here.
I don't know, man, I....
Wow.
No.
We're just two innocent foIks who happen to be working out near each other.
... blue
If a guy wants to date you, he wiII make it happen, okay? He wiII ask you out.
Because I had to return his pen.
[ON PHONE] Gigi, are you there?
-No. We just ran into each other. -Okay.
-Thanks. -Good luck.
I reaIIy gotta go to bed, though.
Todo filme que a gente vê toda história que nos contam
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...no, programmed...
''Nice meeting you'' at the end of the date....
I know. I make the scheduIe. Remember?
Okay, I have a question
Maybe there's not. You need a spark.
Yeah, but he had a gig Iast night and he probabIy didn't get home tiII Iate.
And smoking?
I know. It's so obvious now. There are so many signs.
[GIGI LAUGHS]
Hey.
So I haven't asked you.
Course. Do you need heIp to your car?
[GIGI LAUGHS]
It's gonna be depressing. ShouId I take it down?
Do I get to come home now?
Hey.
It wasn't aII the time, but it happened. I know I'm not just making this up.
Run.
You reaIIy think that's great?
That's true.
I can taIk to a woman. It doesn't have to be Iike that.
...but you aIready married someone eIse?