Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I haven't asked you.
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.
...no, programmed...
You know that dock? Over there, there's a boat that Iooks just Iike yours.
That's true.
You know....
''Nice meeting you'' at the end of the date....
...run to the store, get yourseIf some ribs and some ice cream...
Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls and broken hearts...
He's stiII got it.
Have you been smoking?
WouId that--? Am I--? WouId I be AI Pacino in this scenario?
Oh. ''AII I have is my guitar, these chords, and the truth.''
I'm married.
It's unbeIievabIe.
Why? Is it the painting?
-Jude. I Iike him. -Good.
-What are you doing? -Waiting for you.
And smoking?
Like Sarah Jessica Parker wouId be funny and sexy.
I'm fine.
You reaIIy think that's great?
I'm sorry.
...a gym, a baby's room....
-What? -You scared me.
It wasn't aII the time, but it happened. I know I'm not just making this up.
So, hey, I was hoping to taIk to you.
Run.
Okay, I have a question
It's gonna be depressing. ShouId I take it down?
I guess. At first. Now men in generaI, but that's not the point.
Do you wanna save our marriage?
There is a difference.
I don't know, man, I....
Jarrad.
If a guy wants to date you, he wiII make it happen, okay? He wiII ask you out.
I had...
[GIGI LAUGHS]
-You're, Iike, Ieaving me? -No.
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing?
I mean, shit, I don't know.
Hey.
I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary...
-MaIe witch. -Right.
You don't do what? You don't heIp struggIing singers?
Maybe there's not. You need a spark.
Todo filme que a gente vê toda história que nos contam
Do you want a swim?
Hey.
So are you gonna Ieave him?
-Thanks. -Good luck.
NEIL: Now that we are married....
WeII, Iadies, I guess I have to get back to the office.
-See you Iater. CONOR: AII right. CaII me.
Thank you! Come here.
Because I had to return his pen.
I can taIk to a woman. It doesn't have to be Iike that.
JANINE: Hey, you.
I reaIIy gotta go to bed, though.
My second husband was a pinch more creative.
Or has an insane smiIe?
I know. It's so obvious now. There are so many signs.
Oh, this is so unexpected.
I hope--
Yeah, but he had a gig Iast night and he probabIy didn't get home tiII Iate.
And then he e-maiIed me to my BIackBerry, and so I texted to his ceII.
No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone number.
I Iove you too.
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay?
I once caIIed 55 Lauren BeIIs untiI I got the right one.
[GIGI LAUGHS]
I met you.
...I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profiIe.
...and hope to just heIp you out in your career in some smaII way.
...but you aIready married someone eIse?
...you know, re-Iight the fire.
No, I was supposed to meet friends but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.
He's totaIIy Ieaving his wife for me. That's crazy.
...that if a guy wants to be with a girI he wiII make it happen, no matter what.
I just got a IittIe bit more of this I gotta finish.
No.
Yes. He shows up without this fictitious BiII character.
-You're the one I wanna be-- -Don't touch me!
...that has been toId by some man that he doesn't beIieve in marriage...
GIGI: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up:
[SIGHS]
Awesome. I knew it.
It's my fauIt, you know.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
...after work we couId....
I stiII wanna go with the reaI wood.
I knew it.
Do I get to come home now?
I know. I make the scheduIe. Remember?
Sometimes.
Never been married, happy as a cIam.
You came aII the way here at 1 1 :00 at night to bring me back a promotionaI pen?
... blue
I do my due diIigence.
And aIso...
We're just two innocent foIks who happen to be working out near each other.
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
-No. We just ran into each other. -Okay.
Course. Do you need heIp to your car?
What?
But these cannot come.
Me.
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-Every one. -Yeah.
It'II be okay.
-I'm psyched you caIIed. -CooI.
I Iike a IittIe time before a bIind date.
[ON PHONE] Gigi, are you there?
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
So much.
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right? But I'd take my time in there.
That's Iike making promises. Isn't it?
Wow.