Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You Iove it because you feed off that drama. You aII Iove that drama.

SeriousIy, I've never feIt Iike this before.

I do it earIy, I do it often.

who's filling in for china air? bangkok airways.

GIRL: Bye. GIGI: Bye.

Okay, weII, you know you couId stay here if you want.

ANNA: You're the best.

yes beryl brainerette? what do you want? i want to do some jennifer anistoning in applecross.

[JANINE CRYING]

Pretty much, yeah.

How to tell the ones who want us from the ones who don't.

Oh, you know I can't get any work done if I don't.

JANINE: I mean, everyone makes mistakes.

MAN: Yes, I'm married.

Oh, I can't do this anymore.

What coIor did you picture?

NATHAN: Yeah, she's right.

I don't know why I bother.

Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary

I was there, baby.

You forget something?

AII right, I'm interpreting your siIence as tacit compIiance. Bye.

Oh, what a beautifuI dog.

Have you toId your parents?

[RECITING ON-TV DIALOGUE] ''Amanda Jones is no minor Ieaguer...

Because I don't do stuff Iike this.

So he says he's going to caII, but then he gives me his card and he says--

Who'd have thought that a random girI from yoga...

I swear I didn't Iure you here under faIse pretenses.

...but women practicaIIy have penises now, right? So....

Yeah. That's fantastic.

I thought if I just ran into him....

That I have to stop thinking that--

-Hey, guys. Want another round? -You want one more?

And it's Iike we're together.

I think you got a probIem...

He remembered exactIy what I wanted.

Looking at it right now. I'm not sure about this.

So that's enough for now.

Great, thank you so much.

...had the dentist pen.

BEN: I know it's here somewhere.

PAIGE: Because I am not having my wedding during a gross BaItimore winter...

[WHISPERING] Can you get in the cIoset?

We don't have sex anymore.

Honey, I'm not Iying to you.

...it's, Iike, so gross.

That guy AIex reaIIy made an impression on you.

-Just caII him. -Okay.

-You too. -In person.

Are you ever gonna marry me?

Look, you gotta be more Iike me. If a girI Iikes me, great.

I'm not saying I want you to move in right now...

-But they do it so skillfully. -Mm-hm.

-Yeah. No, I get that. -Right?

Did you hear when he said that it was hauntingIy beautifuI?

WOMAN 2: Oh, my goodness.

And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime if you're still game.

...if I asked you an honest question...

GIGI: Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday.

I mean, what if you meet the Iove of your Iife...

-I Iike that game. -You do?

Inhale. Upward-facing dog.

And hopefuIIy, if you Iike it...

GEORGE: AII right, here we go. -Come on, defense, wake up.

We were supposed to meet up but Alex told me the wrong day.

-Gigi. Hi. -Hey.

So you must be:

I know this guy, he works in my dad's printing business.

AIex is Watts. Watts heIps Eric StoItz go on a date with Amanda Jones.

I washed your hair for you after you had shouIder surgery and everything.

There's not gonna be anybody Ieft.

Look, I know what bIowing off a woman Iooks Iike, okay?

But I did offer to heIp you with your career...

It's too bad BiII couIdn't make it. I know you guys wouId hit it off.

And that same wise person toId me that I am the ruIe.

ANNA: Oh, my God.

Thank you for coming. See you next week.

She's hoIding out on you, isn't she?

No. No, I haven't.

-Nope, we're good. -Okay.

Come on, AIex, your turn.

He can move on to the girI with the shouIder tattoo.

Yeah. No. No, just something.

DEVON: I did not pause.

-I'II see you. Okay. Bye. -Okay.

-I think so. -Good, good.

MAN 1 : Ken, are you okay? What happened?

The Iast thing I'd feeI Iike doing.

Javier, I thought we taIked about tarping the furniture.

BARTENDER: What's up, girl? -Hey.

-Okay, fine. AII right. -Okay?

I did get some of the food your dad Iikes, but some heaIthy stuff too.

See, why did you just caII me ''sweetie''?

...and I feIt something.

A surprise mocha venti just because you're so awesome.

Heard a Iot about you from Paige.

...picking up the pieces and starting over.

That Phi DeIt so obviousIy Iiked you.

Hey, hey. I had no idea it'd be such a madhouse.

-YeIIow? Okay. -Yeah. I mean, it's neutraI.

-You okay? -Yeah.

He Iiked the demo. I can't beIieve it.

Oh, he has a girIfriend, huh?

Something pathetic about them. You just wanna cheer them up.

-Yeah. -That'd be okay, right?

...to caII him at 1 5-minute intervaIs untiI he picks up.

Or maybe it was just nice to meet me.

They couId be pressed, fIattened, you can--

So we're not gonna get married, but I have to get rid of my pants.