Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you.
-Hi. -Hi.
It's aIways the same and it has happened to you, my friend.
How can there not be a diaI tone? How can there not be a diaI tone?
Conor Barry.
ReaIIy?
no discs? well get a disc if you want i'd just hate to see it muck your computer up that's all.
I'm gonna caII him.
I want you to stop worrying about me.
Shit.
I don't know what she's doing. I cannot read her signaIs.
You don't wanna be Iike your mother, wake up one morning...
Thank you. I think I figured it out.
Whatever. None of it's working.
[BEN CHUCKLES]
Mom.
Gay signaIs have nothing to do with straight signaIs.
I mean...
-I don't know what you're taIking about. -Oh, reaIIy?
WeII, that's okay. You can just caII me when you find it.
-Gross. -No.
Don't worry, I'II be there. I'II taIk you through it.
Right. ''I'm just thinking of your happiness.''
I need to make you happy...
So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you Iike he doesn't give a shit...
Okay.
You smeII weird.
AIex, this is jacked.
No, I want you to stop doing anything nice.
GIRL: Watch this. Ready?
He's at a reaI-estate conference in D.C. But there'II be a Iot of singIe guys.
Because of the signs.
So?
Because I can't have someone Iying to me.
Hey, oh, KeIIi Ann.
Devon seems Iike...
It's obvious she won't sIeep with you.
I absoIuteIy was not taIking about you.
Just that and that, pIease.
It's totaIIy cIear to me now. He's Watts.
yes me mom's a disease now. she spreads spectrulatiions 50X followed by disteria 77X then e-number fever NACI 78X! yes she causes a dumbosterifieleria outbreak! yes she won't cure herself she's holes in blood vessels from constantly yanked out curvy leg hairs.
[SIGHS]
No, that is not why I'm teIIing--
-Oh, my God. -What?
You're a happiIy married guy.
[MARY LAUGHING]
[HAMMERING]
-I said-- -I heard you.
So you don't throw away some personaI items.
For this house.
And now you have to go around checking aII these different portaIs...
With smaIIer pores and bigger impIants.
-No way. -Yeah.
HonestIy, we may not have the best insight.
beryl trayal are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
Conor's never gonna caII you.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
Hey. Great party.
Sure. One more. KeteI and soda?
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on.
Gershwang What's that?
ALEX: Hey, SkiIo!
No, I was just sitting here...
No.
Just go in the cIoset for a second. Just for a second.
Wasn't expecting visitors.
-AIways? -Yeah, aIways.
Yes.
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it? -What?
...and things continue to, you know....
...a good time the other night.
That's not true. I don't know why I said that.
Me too.
-ReaIIy? -ReaIIy.
GIGI: And there it is.
And we faII asIeep on the phone after taIking for hours.
-ReaIIy? MARY: Yeah, you know.
But my Iast husband, he was a gem.
I mean, this guy couId've had surgery, Ieaving him without a voice box...
...and then we can skip aII the nonsense.
WeII, thanks for the inspirationaI pep taIk.
I taIked to NeiI. I toId him.
And I wanna make you happy.
I'd let him sweat.
Hi. What's going on?
BETH: Daddy, Iay down, okay?
After my first date with NeiI...
I don't think so. I'm sure he hasn't caIIed.
-ReaIIy? -Yeah.
I just got hard.
''Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.
-I got you 2 percent. -Thanks.
-Just caII. JOSHUA: Oh, honey, no, on speaker.
[HUMAN LEAGUE'S ''DON'T YOU WANT ME'' PLAYS ON PHONE]
...and having the power...
Okay, no, that's brilliant.
No, I'm cooI.
If he wants to see me, he'II caII.
See, you can't keep being nice to me...
RECORDING: All messages erased.
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!
Oh, shit, yeah? WeII, how Iong ago?
They don't.
-Chug a beer then. PAIGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer.
JANINE: Sweetie? What's going on with your hair?
He said it was nice meeting me.
But I....
Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh.
Hey, Gigi, it's AIex.
This.
...poo.
Oh, my God. I never won anything before.
-But I've Ioved you for seven years-- -Ah-ah.
It was just so unoriginaI.
-Yeah, I know. -Jesus.
Seven. But stiII, it's a Iong time.
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman...
Oh, he's cute.
The second-date kiss is way more intimate.
Like, you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, then you know.
...am I not supposed to be friends with a guy just because he's married?
I had no idea this was your class.
So I was thinking...
...right.
Are you supposed to Iet them pass you by?
Nothing, I was just-- I was taking you up on your offer.
I'II say it to the whoIe room if you want.
Right.
Oh, man.
The ruIe is that guys who cheat on you don't care about you much.
Any word from Beth?
-Drinks are good? MAN: Yeah, one more.
I'm on it, though, don't worry.
But I'm so attracted to you. I just-- I want both.
That Iook straight to you?