Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, man.
Like, you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, then you know.
Whatever. None of it's working.
GIGI: And there it is.
Okay.
Devon seems Iike...
-Chug a beer then. PAIGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer.
...and then we can skip aII the nonsense.
You smeII weird.
No, I want you to stop doing anything nice.
That's not true. I don't know why I said that.
-Gross. -No.
The ruIe is that guys who cheat on you don't care about you much.
-Yeah, I know. -Jesus.
-No way. -Yeah.
-Drinks are good? MAN: Yeah, one more.
...am I not supposed to be friends with a guy just because he's married?
ALEX: Hey, SkiIo!
It was just so unoriginaI.
Conor Barry.
Gay signaIs have nothing to do with straight signaIs.
-I said-- -I heard you.
-I got you 2 percent. -Thanks.
I taIked to NeiI. I toId him.
Shit.
...a good time the other night.
Any word from Beth?
[MARY LAUGHING]
Hey, oh, KeIIi Ann.
He said it was nice meeting me.
Thank you.
beryl trayal are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
I had no idea this was your class.
Hey, Gigi, it's AIex.
Thank you. I think I figured it out.
So you don't throw away some personaI items.
...poo.
Sure. One more. KeteI and soda?
So?
This.
-But I've Ioved you for seven years-- -Ah-ah.
WeII, that's okay. You can just caII me when you find it.
I mean, this guy couId've had surgery, Ieaving him without a voice box...
The second-date kiss is way more intimate.
-ReaIIy? MARY: Yeah, you know.
Conor's never gonna caII you.
Don't worry, I'II be there. I'II taIk you through it.
Oh, he's cute.
And I wanna make you happy.
For this house.
Seven. But stiII, it's a Iong time.
-Oh, my God. -What?
It's aIways the same and it has happened to you, my friend.
It's totaIIy cIear to me now. He's Watts.
...and things continue to, you know....
They don't.
But I....
It's obvious she won't sIeep with you.
-I don't know what you're taIking about. -Oh, reaIIy?
I just got hard.
RECORDING: All messages erased.
I'd let him sweat.
BETH: Daddy, Iay down, okay?
Hey. Great party.
No, that is not why I'm teIIing--
Yes.
[HUMAN LEAGUE'S ''DON'T YOU WANT ME'' PLAYS ON PHONE]
Me too.
He's at a reaI-estate conference in D.C. But there'II be a Iot of singIe guys.
No.
-Hi. -Hi.
Because of the signs.
Just that and that, pIease.
You don't wanna be Iike your mother, wake up one morning...
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman...
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it? -What?
And now you have to go around checking aII these different portaIs...
ReaIIy?
Nothing, I was just-- I was taking you up on your offer.
I mean...
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on.
...and having the power...
-ReaIIy? -ReaIIy.
-ReaIIy? -Yeah.
And we faII asIeep on the phone after taIking for hours.
Wasn't expecting visitors.
[BEN CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS]
Are you supposed to Iet them pass you by?
WeII, thanks for the inspirationaI pep taIk.
After my first date with NeiI...
Mom.
But I'm so attracted to you. I just-- I want both.
I absoIuteIy was not taIking about you.
[SHOWER RUNNING]
GIRL: Watch this. Ready?
I don't know what she's doing. I cannot read her signaIs.
If he wants to see me, he'II caII.
I don't think so. I'm sure he hasn't caIIed.
But my Iast husband, he was a gem.
So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you Iike he doesn't give a shit...
Because I can't have someone Iying to me.
No, I was just sitting here...
I want you to stop worrying about me.
''Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.
Right. ''I'm just thinking of your happiness.''
That Iook straight to you?
JANINE: Sweetie? What's going on with your hair?
Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh.
Just go in the cIoset for a second. Just for a second.
[HAMMERING]
Right.
I'm gonna caII him.
I'm on it, though, don't worry.
-AIways? -Yeah, aIways.
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!
yes me mom's a disease now. she spreads spectrulatiions 50X followed by disteria 77X then e-number fever NACI 78X! yes she causes a dumbosterifieleria outbreak! yes she won't cure herself she's holes in blood vessels from constantly yanked out curvy leg hairs.
...right.
no discs? well get a disc if you want i'd just hate to see it muck your computer up that's all.
Oh, shit, yeah? WeII, how Iong ago?
-Just caII. JOSHUA: Oh, honey, no, on speaker.
Oh, my God. I never won anything before.
See, you can't keep being nice to me...
With smaIIer pores and bigger impIants.
Okay, no, that's brilliant.
Hi. What's going on?
So I was thinking...
How can there not be a diaI tone? How can there not be a diaI tone?
You're a happiIy married guy.
I'II say it to the whoIe room if you want.
I need to make you happy...
No, I'm cooI.
Gershwang What's that?
AIex, this is jacked.
HonestIy, we may not have the best insight.