Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anyone seen my spaceship
...he genuineIy doesn't give a shit.
What if she wants you to kiss her?
Right? I know.
Let me caII you right back.
What, you got a cIass, or...?
I know. It seems Iike it just expanded.
ExhaIe.
-Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't-- -Shh.
Hey, have you spoken to Anna IateIy?
It is you that's been smoking too, isn't it?
He didn't say. I'm sure I'm more than just a guest.
...do you think you couId give me an honest answer?
[PHONE RINGS]
You don't want it with me.
Standing on principIe, man. It's aII I got.
Because I'm a guy, and it's just how we do it.
No, Bethie, we just-- We want you to be happy.
What?
I mean, we made promises to each other.
Hey, you want a beer?
I can't do any of this.
A girI can dream, though.
All right. Okay.
He's not some guy who didn't caII me back.
We're very happy, I Iove you, I'm committed to you...
BEN: You shouId try working on a shower.
BETH: What's the--? Why the big rush to get married?
-Is that your--? -Shh.
With me.
Wonder why Janine never thought to introduce us before.
Oh, reaIIy. Who is?
[PHONE RINGING]
I knew it.
And exhaIe, beIIy faII.
...but then he changed and now they're married and crazy in Iove?
Yeah, I know a guy at my office who deaIs excIusiveIy with music cIients.
-This one right here? -Mm-hm.
But that's the exception. We're not the exception, we're the ruIe.
KEN: So enjoy the crab.
-ReaIIy? -Yes.
I was trying to--
-You.... -What?
He's friends with my brother. His name's Bill.
What?
Cheated on me with my sister...
WiII you marry me?
You're smart and cute.
JUDE [SINGING] Jenny
We used to sIeep together aII the time.
Bow your head in gratitude.
Is it possible that it's because we're too scared...
What?
-Namaste. -Namaste.
WeII, actuaIIy, the open house is tomorrow.
Hey, sorry to bug you again. Quick question.
No, it's a great idea.
-ReaIIy great party. -Oh, thanks.
LAURA: ReaIIy? She toId me she feIt Iike an oId Indonesian Iady in a sweat shop.
Good for you.
Oh, yeah?
-Hi. -Hi.
I don't know how aII this stuff fit in here before.
...maybe we couId--
I shouId change this. It's maybe a IittIe much.
JARRAD: So that's the Iast time I do anything pro bono.
MARY: That's not the point. I can't text.
...that's staring everyone in the face?
He might be just exactIy what I need.
yes me mom's impending dume and she's got rocktokrisitoopullawhiperyousaphobia and yes the other torsovomitweddingbrides got it in with raelene! yes our friddles arrived with swollen teeth yes measure whatever+ i don't know no clue! honest! (fair use anyway!)
I know. Did you have to put me with the massage ads?
Then he e-maiIed me to my home account and the whoIe thing just got out of controI.
How am I supposed to come up with something pithy and dynamic...
No.
CATHERINE: Chug a beer.
-Hey, you've reached Conor. -Yes! VoicemaiI.
Here is my info.
-Yeah? -Yeah. I just got off the phone.
And I think he might be Ieaving me a message at home as we speak.
-No, I didn't. -Yes, you did.
Can you excuse me a quick second? Too many Diet Cokes.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
What?
What are you doing?
You guys were together, what, Iike 1 0 years?
Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in with the bussers when you can.
Is there any reason we're even having this meeting?
He onIy used me for rides, and yet I continued to staIk him for most of 1 998.
Yeah.
You wiII never touch me again.
NEIL: Thank God.
-Where'd you park? -No, I'm fine. It's okay.
...you did not seem to want to make it happen.
Javier?
TRENT: If a girl's into you, she's sleeping with you.
And that yeIIow stuff is not hot mustard, it's the crab's hepatopancreas.
Yeah, but I'm not one of those cheesy ones...
I wouId do anything for you.
Take care, though. Bye.
-ReaIIy? -BuIIshit.
We're all encouraged...
BETH: Dad. Excuse me.
I'm pretty sure that something's about to happen between us.
No, by being more gay-friendIy.
I mean, things have changed.
Come on, Spiewak, it's not the Ice Capades.
The third act twist: The unexpected declaration of love.
I'd refer to him as my husband to my dentaI hygienist.
We have, Iike, 8000 undocumented workers here daiIy.
...and they think getting married's what they're supposed to be doing.
...for me to even have a shot at being happy.
Yeah.
It's not the point.
I gotta caII you back.
We're going on a yoga retreat.
-Different how? -I don't know.
...then I had another Ioad of cIothes in the dryer.
Where am I supposed to be?
...and I wouId never know because I've never actuaIIy heard his voice.