Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-You.... -What?
-Different how? -I don't know.
He's friends with my brother. His name's Bill.
I gotta caII you back.
-Yeah? -Yeah. I just got off the phone.
I mean, we made promises to each other.
Because I'm a guy, and it's just how we do it.
BEN: You shouId try working on a shower.
I know. Did you have to put me with the massage ads?
Bow your head in gratitude.
How am I supposed to come up with something pithy and dynamic...
We're very happy, I Iove you, I'm committed to you...
I mean, things have changed.
NEIL: Thank God.
Yeah, I know a guy at my office who deaIs excIusiveIy with music cIients.
I don't know how aII this stuff fit in here before.
What?
Oh, yeah?
Is it possible that it's because we're too scared...
Yeah.
It's not the point.
What?
...maybe we couId--
...then I had another Ioad of cIothes in the dryer.
He's not some guy who didn't caII me back.
JARRAD: So that's the Iast time I do anything pro bono.
I'm pretty sure that something's about to happen between us.
What are you doing?
JUDE [SINGING] Jenny
I can't do any of this.
-Hey, you've reached Conor. -Yes! VoicemaiI.
BETH: Dad. Excuse me.
-Namaste. -Namaste.
But that's the exception. We're not the exception, we're the ruIe.
I'd refer to him as my husband to my dentaI hygienist.
Where am I supposed to be?
What?
Standing on principIe, man. It's aII I got.
Yeah, but I'm not one of those cheesy ones...
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You don't want it with me.
Is there any reason we're even having this meeting?
[PHONE RINGING]
The third act twist: The unexpected declaration of love.
We're all encouraged...
I wouId do anything for you.
All right. Okay.
What?
I knew it.
I shouId change this. It's maybe a IittIe much.
Take care, though. Bye.
-Is that your--? -Shh.
We're going on a yoga retreat.
Oh, reaIIy. Who is?
LAURA: ReaIIy? She toId me she feIt Iike an oId Indonesian Iady in a sweat shop.
-ReaIIy? -Yes.
I know. It seems Iike it just expanded.
Can you excuse me a quick second? Too many Diet Cokes.
Right? I know.
...and they think getting married's what they're supposed to be doing.
...but then he changed and now they're married and crazy in Iove?
-No, I didn't. -Yes, you did.
No, Bethie, we just-- We want you to be happy.
CATHERINE: Chug a beer.
No, it's a great idea.
Hey, have you spoken to Anna IateIy?
Then he e-maiIed me to my home account and the whoIe thing just got out of controI.
With me.
And that yeIIow stuff is not hot mustard, it's the crab's hepatopancreas.
Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in with the bussers when you can.
WiII you marry me?
We used to sIeep together aII the time.
[PHONE RINGS]
BETH: What's the--? Why the big rush to get married?
You guys were together, what, Iike 1 0 years?
...you did not seem to want to make it happen.
...for me to even have a shot at being happy.
You wiII never touch me again.
What if she wants you to kiss her?
...and I wouId never know because I've never actuaIIy heard his voice.
A girI can dream, though.
It is you that's been smoking too, isn't it?
I was trying to--
Wonder why Janine never thought to introduce us before.
MARY: That's not the point. I can't text.
He didn't say. I'm sure I'm more than just a guest.
Hey, sorry to bug you again. Quick question.
...he genuineIy doesn't give a shit.
-ReaIIy great party. -Oh, thanks.
And I think he might be Ieaving me a message at home as we speak.
Javier?
-ReaIIy? -BuIIshit.
KEN: So enjoy the crab.
Yeah.
TRENT: If a girl's into you, she's sleeping with you.
Anyone seen my spaceship
ExhaIe.
Hey, you want a beer?
Let me caII you right back.
And exhaIe, beIIy faII.
-Hi. -Hi.
...do you think you couId give me an honest answer?
We have, Iike, 8000 undocumented workers here daiIy.
Good for you.
He might be just exactIy what I need.
-Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't-- -Shh.
-Where'd you park? -No, I'm fine. It's okay.
He onIy used me for rides, and yet I continued to staIk him for most of 1 998.
What, you got a cIass, or...?
...that's staring everyone in the face?
No.
Come on, Spiewak, it's not the Ice Capades.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
-This one right here? -Mm-hm.
You're smart and cute.
WeII, actuaIIy, the open house is tomorrow.
Here is my info.
No, by being more gay-friendIy.
Cheated on me with my sister...