Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? You're a dick if you date a girI for too Iong and don't marry her.
-Are you kidding? -Uh-uh.
[PHONE RINGING]
Gigi, he is not interested.
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks?
-What, my pants--? -That's correct.
Oh, it's okay.
Not for me.
Okay.
You seemed great. I just-- I don't know.
[DIAL TONE]
ANNA: Maybe you shouId just stop texting.
No, I guess it's not funny.
I gotta go. I have to take a personaI day, if anyone asks.
-You know it was a woman? -CaIIed her ''babe.''
Why can't we just be happy?
...and it's too hard to say the one obvious truth...
No, you can't--
...you never, ever gave up hope.
Oh, hey, you're home.
He's gonna buy her drinks aII night and she's stiII gonna insist there's no spark.
You automaticaIIy assume that they're mine.
oh my god look at her bosurvelliancezones! oh my god look at her bosoursurvelliancecachezones!
You can't focus, right?
Uh-huh. -Mm-hm.
GIGI: Morning, morning. MAN: Excuse me.
I'm not caIIing him.
[LAUGHS]
Why'd you get married?
...pretend I'm her.
Three husbands, countIess boyfriends, I haven't been caught yet.
Yeah, come here before peopIe see you have a mini muffin in your hair.
I just got hard
So...
...we don't learn how to read the signs.
I just can't give you what you want.
JANINE: He so Iikes you.
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm not going to judge what may or may not be important to someone.
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry.
ReaIIy? What did you forget?
...that my cousin Paige is hot.
RECORDING: You have two new messages. GUYS: Oh.
-Sorry about that. -It's aII right.
JANINE: Yeah.
Stop taIking.
WeII, it was either that or the page with the personaIs, so....
Good morning.
MAN 1 : Hey, sweetie, get me a beer? -I'II get you another.
Oh, I was up aII night.
He might have used some derivative of that.
It's hard to focus on nutmeg...
It's a probIem.
I'II teII her how gorgeous you Iook out here on the ocean.
Goodbye, Gigi.
Why not?
Everything's fine.
You know the other one I Iike?
Honey...
...and by the end of the meaI, they both knew they had found the one.
CONOR: Your voice does not match your face in a good way.
Hey, why don't you have dinner with me and Steven and the kids...
But the reaI master, I have to say, is me.
...then convince you that that anxiety and fear that just deveIops naturaIIy...
Knock, knock.
...you're cIose to them, some of them you've known for years.
WOMAN 1 : He was standing there and aII of a sudden--
Okay.
I was trying to help you out because there was this girl who would not leave...
And Iet me guess:
Oh, you think you've won because women are expendabIe to you?
What is that supposed to mean?
[KEN CHUCKLES]
Conor never caIIed...
I better go.
GIRL: Fifteen seconds. ALEX: Let's go.
Sure.
Because you smeII Iike dog poo.
He said I couId stay at his boat for a whiIe.
...was actuaIIy just a spark.
Hi, it's Mary at the BIade.
WeII, we're totaIIy out of toiIet paper...
GIGI: And maybe this happy ending doesn't include a wonderful guy.
AIex asked me to get the dip together. Thanks for getting it started.
Alright, I’m interpreting you silence as tacit compliance. Bye!
Is there any way we couId...
GIGI: Why do we say this stuff to each other?
You have not won.
That's what peopIe do when they're in Iove, they get married.
And aII of my friends used to teII me stories...
Hey, babe, couId you get the door? Thanks.
-A what? -A Wiccan.
Oh, honey, Iook.
what you pack up with six pack pinkles? with varge troeoiousterbedrinks!
I mean, am I not aIIowed to have friends anymore?
Okay.
So just, Iike, Frisbees and notepads?
...who broke up with me every Friday so that he couId have his weekends free.
And I haven't wanted to seem cIingy or psycho.
I've gone through breakups before. If you remember, I handIe them quite weII.
Anna...
That's right, you quit.
...then you can just stay over--?
Your cousin Jay has aIways been a jackass.
I have to teII Javier.
-Yes. -So why aren't you Watts?
RECORDING [ON PHONE] : Please enter your pass--
What about texter?
burqa to hide the text containers like "hidden alternate to black "0" space on the top". it's not just containers alternating text though. morning tv signals word "eyes" to the left to eat it." and then people in public get into funny posistions and they give looks as if to say "i know you from a tv format somewhere".
WeII, what am I supposed to do?
Do you think that's funny?
-HeIIo? -Hi, this is Gigi.
Pittsburgh.
-AIex? -Yo.
...we're at Ieast on the track.
I'm sorry, I don't trust myseIf.
From the pIace I've been hiding from you for about five years.
Hey, I been working here 1 8 months, 8 through 1 0.
CaII me.
But if he Iooks down and sees my numbers...
MeanwhiIe, this girI, she's probabIy meeting her souI mate as we speak.
Yep, just trying to trim some of the drama out of my Iife.
And a beer, pIease.
... Meta
Like, ''I don't wanna stand in your way.''
Right. Hey. How you doing?