Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? You're a dick if you date a girI for too Iong and don't marry her.
Okay.
No, I guess it's not funny.
From the pIace I've been hiding from you for about five years.
Oh, you think you've won because women are expendabIe to you?
I'II teII her how gorgeous you Iook out here on the ocean.
You seemed great. I just-- I don't know.
Hey, babe, couId you get the door? Thanks.
What is that supposed to mean?
...and it's too hard to say the one obvious truth...
You know the other one I Iike?
I just got hard
That's right, you quit.
Oh, it's okay.
What about texter?
...that my cousin Paige is hot.
Good morning.
I was trying to help you out because there was this girl who would not leave...
Is there any way we couId...
Stop taIking.
Uh-huh. -Mm-hm.
Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry.
I've gone through breakups before. If you remember, I handIe them quite weII.
No, you can't--
Everything's fine.
So...
...you never, ever gave up hope.
It's a probIem.
And aII of my friends used to teII me stories...
Oh, my God.
Oh, honey, Iook.
[PHONE RINGING]
He said I couId stay at his boat for a whiIe.
BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks?
MeanwhiIe, this girI, she's probabIy meeting her souI mate as we speak.
Oh, hey, you're home.
Why can't we just be happy?
Goodbye, Gigi.
ReaIIy? What did you forget?
[LAUGHS]
He might have used some derivative of that.
Alright, I’m interpreting you silence as tacit compliance. Bye!
JANINE: Yeah.
...we don't learn how to read the signs.
-AIex? -Yo.
Because you smeII Iike dog poo.
Three husbands, countIess boyfriends, I haven't been caught yet.
You can't focus, right?
... Meta
Like, ''I don't wanna stand in your way.''
burqa to hide the text containers like "hidden alternate to black "0" space on the top". it's not just containers alternating text though. morning tv signals word "eyes" to the left to eat it." and then people in public get into funny posistions and they give looks as if to say "i know you from a tv format somewhere".
Why not?
WeII, we're totaIIy out of toiIet paper...
JANINE: He so Iikes you.
Conor never caIIed...
Yeah, come here before peopIe see you have a mini muffin in your hair.
Your cousin Jay has aIways been a jackass.
-You know it was a woman? -CaIIed her ''babe.''
Oh, I was up aII night.
Okay.
-Yes. -So why aren't you Watts?
GIGI: Why do we say this stuff to each other?
...you're cIose to them, some of them you've known for years.
Right. Hey. How you doing?
-Sorry about that. -It's aII right.
CaII me.
GIGI: And maybe this happy ending doesn't include a wonderful guy.
I have to teII Javier.
I'm sorry, I don't trust myseIf.
Pittsburgh.
...was actuaIIy just a spark.
CONOR: Your voice does not match your face in a good way.
-Are you kidding? -Uh-uh.
I better go.
It's hard to focus on nutmeg...
Do you think that's funny?
You have not won.
...pretend I'm her.
WOMAN 1 : He was standing there and aII of a sudden--
Yep, just trying to trim some of the drama out of my Iife.
RECORDING: You have two new messages. GUYS: Oh.
Anna...
And a beer, pIease.
And Iet me guess:
...then convince you that that anxiety and fear that just deveIops naturaIIy...
He's gonna buy her drinks aII night and she's stiII gonna insist there's no spark.
But if he Iooks down and sees my numbers...
GIRL: Fifteen seconds. ALEX: Let's go.
Honey...
...who broke up with me every Friday so that he couId have his weekends free.
oh my god look at her bosurvelliancezones! oh my god look at her bosoursurvelliancecachezones!
You automaticaIIy assume that they're mine.
Hey, I been working here 1 8 months, 8 through 1 0.
I mean, am I not aIIowed to have friends anymore?
I'm not caIIing him.
WeII, it was either that or the page with the personaIs, so....
-HeIIo? -Hi, this is Gigi.
...then you can just stay over--?
[DIAL TONE]
Not for me.
[KEN CHUCKLES]
Look, I'm not going to judge what may or may not be important to someone.
Gigi, he is not interested.
Knock, knock.
Hey, why don't you have dinner with me and Steven and the kids...
MAN 1 : Hey, sweetie, get me a beer? -I'II get you another.
...and by the end of the meaI, they both knew they had found the one.
Okay.
-What, my pants--? -That's correct.
Sure.
Hi, it's Mary at the BIade.
...we're at Ieast on the track.
-A what? -A Wiccan.
ANNA: Maybe you shouId just stop texting.
But the reaI master, I have to say, is me.
RECORDING [ON PHONE] : Please enter your pass--
I just can't give you what you want.
That's what peopIe do when they're in Iove, they get married.
what you pack up with six pack pinkles? with varge troeoiousterbedrinks!
Why'd you get married?
And I haven't wanted to seem cIingy or psycho.
WeII, what am I supposed to do?
GIGI: Morning, morning. MAN: Excuse me.
So just, Iike, Frisbees and notepads?
I gotta go. I have to take a personaI day, if anyone asks.
AIex asked me to get the dip together. Thanks for getting it started.