Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, gosh. A second.
Just, you know.
''Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?''
ObviousIy not a coincidence.
Yeah, Iess of the cardboard crap and more reguIar peopIe food.
Oh, it's not that. Let me check something.
[CRYING]
What are you gonna teII her?
[GIGI LAUGHING]
...than those reaI husbands are ever gonna be, and....
For me.
-He does good work. -Yeah, he does.
Yeah, I have an idea.
...wishing you couId write songs.
...of...
We have to stop Iistening to these stories.
They didn't have the machinery to move those rocks. They're huge.
what ?
Hey.
Yeah.
Sign in when you get a second. Make yourseIves at home.
WOMAN 1 : You're doing a great job.
Yea-- No. I don't think so.
-Want a gIass of wine? -Sure.
That's so weird.
ANNA: Hm.
And then.... Oh, there was Don...
It's, Iike, who is this service heIping?
Yeah. That's not even his dentist, though.
Sexy and cute are both in the Iooks coIumn.
Gonna move. That's one thing we're gonna do.
Hi. This is torture.
No.
It was nice meeting you.
He said he aIways hangs out after work at the City Supper CIub.
[GIGI LAUGHS]
Yeah?
...and I can't keep pretending that this is something that it's not.
That's a great idea.
My dad.
I keep teIIing Dana to get that damn Iock fixed.
He's cute, and I think it went weII.
Look up towards the ceiIing.
Okay.
Oh, yes. I knew it.
He initiated the hug. He said it was nice meeting me.
That was 22 minutes ago.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.
-Mm-hm. -Yeah. So it couId be whatever.
You see those guys my sisters are married to--
[SCREAMING]
-It's not what she meant in that-- -No, it's got nothing to do with you.
Texter has yet to make verbaI contact.
Okay.
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about it.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
You know, I was just thinking...
Maybe the happy ending is just...
GIGI: Or maybe the happy ending is this:
JANINE: It's not Dana.
-Oh, that was a prospective cIient. -Oh.
NATHAN: This is good, this is good. -This is....
You gotta come back Iater.
-Is that the question? -Yes.
SeriousIy, stop.
-...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser? -Back at you, sister.
Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no. Not a Iot of phone traffic.
And why exactIy wouId you think that?
I know, you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it.
Okay.
Okay.
SeriousIy, Devon, I reaIIy did feeI just a moment, a spIash, of hesitation.
Okay.
who's filling in for patricia menitty? patricia iaonconetti.
Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.
It's insane.
And second of aII?
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...
And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline...
Right. Listen, I was just gonna Ieave a message.
[HAMMERING]
I don't know why I'm saying this...
Gigi, what have I been saying since I met you?
But you can onIy be two things.
No, I Iove it there. But just stop.
He took mine first. Then he gave--
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
-...that tall girl. -Right. She was gross.
[BEN CLAPPING]
[BEEPING]
''Dan.''
I don't think that's reaIIy....
Are you sure your guys haven't been...
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference.
I know you said you had a coupIe of contacts you thought couId heIp me.
Get it out.
WAITRESS: Be right back.
...who'II be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur Iips.''
...or not?
Bring your hands together in front of your chest.
Hi, Mary, this is Conor, Anna's friend, or whatever.
He didn't wait to get caught, which takes courage, you know?
They're not. You know why?
BETH: We're gonna move.
What?
Yeah.
Javier.
Oh, wait.
You just won a reaIIy big battIe, my friend. Come on.
City Supper.
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run, but the food needs some refreshing.
A bunch of gay peopIe put you up to this?
Hey, buddy, you home?
I assumed that when I toId you, you wouId want me...
Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump?
...is like a self-discovery, as opposed to dating.
Right.
...for us to work through this?
I bet it's got one of the--
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about you.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
GIGI: A girl will never forget the first boy she likes.
So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date?
I can't wait to kiss you again.
Let me finish.
Because you asked me to about three weeks ago.
MAN: What do you miss most about marriage?
Sort of.