Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser? -Back at you, sister.
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run, but the food needs some refreshing.
Yea-- No. I don't think so.
I can't wait to kiss you again.
-Mm-hm. -Yeah. So it couId be whatever.
Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.
SeriousIy, Devon, I reaIIy did feeI just a moment, a spIash, of hesitation.
...of...
...for us to work through this?
...or not?
Okay.
Gonna move. That's one thing we're gonna do.
[GIGI LAUGHING]
-...that tall girl. -Right. She was gross.
Hi. This is torture.
Get it out.
And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline...
Bring your hands together in front of your chest.
Yeah.
[BEN CLAPPING]
[GIGI LAUGHS]
who's filling in for patricia menitty? patricia iaonconetti.
And then.... Oh, there was Don...
That's so weird.
Let me finish.
It's insane.
What?
ObviousIy not a coincidence.
[BEEPING]
I keep teIIing Dana to get that damn Iock fixed.
So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date?
-Oh, that was a prospective cIient. -Oh.
You just won a reaIIy big battIe, my friend. Come on.
...is like a self-discovery, as opposed to dating.
Right.
-Want a gIass of wine? -Sure.
No, I Iove it there. But just stop.
And second of aII?
Hi, Mary, this is Conor, Anna's friend, or whatever.
Oh, yes. I knew it.
Yeah.
Sort of.
[CRYING]
...wishing you couId write songs.
Oh, wait.
That was 22 minutes ago.
''Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?''
City Supper.
Javier.
We have to stop Iistening to these stories.
Oh, gosh. A second.
It's, Iike, who is this service heIping?
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about it.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
Because you asked me to about three weeks ago.
NATHAN: This is good, this is good. -This is....
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about you.
I don't think that's reaIIy....
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...
What are you gonna teII her?
...and I can't keep pretending that this is something that it's not.
WAITRESS: Be right back.
Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump?
Yeah?
Just, you know.
My dad.
Yeah, Iess of the cardboard crap and more reguIar peopIe food.
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.
They didn't have the machinery to move those rocks. They're huge.
He initiated the hug. He said it was nice meeting me.
Sexy and cute are both in the Iooks coIumn.
...who'II be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur Iips.''
ANNA: Hm.
Look up towards the ceiIing.
That's a great idea.
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference.
[HAMMERING]
Okay.
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
Are you sure your guys haven't been...
He said he aIways hangs out after work at the City Supper CIub.
Sign in when you get a second. Make yourseIves at home.
Okay.
And why exactIy wouId you think that?
Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no. Not a Iot of phone traffic.
Right. Listen, I was just gonna Ieave a message.
Hey, buddy, you home?
Okay.
JANINE: It's not Dana.
''Dan.''
I know you said you had a coupIe of contacts you thought couId heIp me.
For me.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
I know, you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it.
GIGI: Or maybe the happy ending is this:
-It's not what she meant in that-- -No, it's got nothing to do with you.
They're not. You know why?
You gotta come back Iater.
Yeah, I have an idea.
A bunch of gay peopIe put you up to this?
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
Okay.
...than those reaI husbands are ever gonna be, and....
But you can onIy be two things.
You know, I was just thinking...
Gigi, what have I been saying since I met you?
I bet it's got one of the--
Texter has yet to make verbaI contact.
No.
what ?
-He does good work. -Yeah, he does.
SeriousIy, stop.
-Is that the question? -Yes.
I assumed that when I toId you, you wouId want me...
WOMAN 1 : You're doing a great job.
You see those guys my sisters are married to--
He took mine first. Then he gave--
MAN: What do you miss most about marriage?
It was nice meeting you.
I don't know why I'm saying this...
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night.
Oh, it's not that. Let me check something.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
He didn't wait to get caught, which takes courage, you know?
Maybe the happy ending is just...
Hey.
[SCREAMING]
He's cute, and I think it went weII.
BETH: We're gonna move.
Yeah. That's not even his dentist, though.
GIGI: A girl will never forget the first boy she likes.