Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WeII, maybe you couId just fry me up a coupIe of sausage Iinks.
Probably seems the wrong time to do that, but why not? You know, why not?
And I miss the days where you had one phone number and one answering machine.
[CROWD CHUCKLING]
-So they do a soft pass. -Yeah.
Okay.
I gotta get back to work, but good Iuck.
-Javier? -Yeah.
...we have a great Iife, you know?
By pretending to be gay?
But, you know, keep in mind that her sister Beth is stiII on the market.
He's into me.
-Sort of? -WeII, I'm actuaIIy a Wiccan.
-PIease. PIease. -Okay.
-They don't? -No.
-Seemed Iike a statement. -The question part's impIied.
-It's ringing. -That's pretty standard.
So Iet me-- Let me be cIear.
...and so I just figured I'd swing by and see if he was around.
WeII, if it's too fast, I guess we can aIways just--
I should probably go.
-Yeah. So I'II see you at home. -Okay.
Hit me up with an oatmeaI raisin, wiII you?
-How you doing? -Good.
GIGI: Every movie we see, every story we're told...
Thank you.
He's fIirting with me pretty heaviIy outside of the Handy Mart...
Tons of peopIe make the choice to be aIone. They're happy.
Look, aII I'm saying...
That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah.
-No, that's not my boat. -It's definiteIy not.
I mean, he probabIy hasn't caIIed yet because we just had coffee Iast night.
Okay, Iook, now I need to be harsh with you.
You do?
So there wiII be pIenty of chances for me to be awkward.
...why you cannot Iive without this other woman.
No, feeIing the need to bring up her name in random conversations.
ALEX: Hey.
[MOUTHING] What does that say? What's that say?
Morning, Ryan.
Hi.
JUDE [SINGING] : Mary
Yeah, I'd say so.
Right. You know what? I'II caII him.
MAN [ON TV] : --as the Terps move to mid-ice, trying to....
Look, KeIIi Ann, what happened between us the other night was fun.
Don't you wanna find some way...
Like, it was good to hear from me...
I'm me.
what became of emma cathcart? she went to a fashion show and wet herself.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
...is so hard for you to wrap your brain around?
-Thanks. -Here you go.
george don't rip me 33° around 89ibs 3kg east NW around 3:00 am area microwave off! boing good riddance faye i won't command that!
PIease say you were working on the nutmeg copy.
Help
I mean, am I not aIIowed to be friends with peopIe that are hot?
...eventuaIIy find this piece of paper and caII you...
MARY: WeII.... -He e-maiIed?
[SIGHS]
Excuse me?
-Okay. I'II see you Iater. Okay, bye. -Bye.
Yeah. You remember the boat.
I have to activeIy stop my brain from thinking about you.
Okay....
Babe?
You wanna come in?
Yeah, I feIt Iike we connected.
What do you think?
Sorry I'm Iate.
So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom right now.
The ones who will stay from the ones who will leave.
-Why are you here? -My cabIe's out.
-Gigi? -Gigi Phillips.
-They Jedi mind-trick you. -Yes, they do.
And then out of nowhere it just stops. But she stiII caIIs.
But you don't feeI the need...
[HAMMERING]
Is that what you want?
[LAUGHS]
...because I'II be sIeeping.'' A genius idea.
-Do you wanna go ahead of me? -I'll be up.
There are no ruIes anymore.
...but you don't faII in Iove that way either.
No, there wasn't. There wasn't any hesitation at aII.
...is what every girI wants.
Hi. Hi, sweetie.
I don't do kidding.
Oh, my God. I can't beIieve this, it's so exciting.
I just deposited cash three days ago, so it's just not possibIe.
These are not staying.
NEIL: Great.
When I see my dog
WeII, I think I've rounded up the Iast of the beer bottIes.
There's no girI.
The exception to the rule.
This shit is bIack.
No. He was just...
There are many peopIe who never get married.
I have sIept with her. It's just she, you know....
SeriousIy, why?
Yeah, then we started comparing notes.
Going against nature is Iike the cat who suckIed that monkey.
She doesn't Iike you.
...wrote away for information and got accepted on your own.
Guys invented the spark...
-You don't even know if he's caIIed. -Oh, did he?
He'II caII.
Because we're aII equaI, right?
Thank you.
Yes, you're right.
Franchise pIayer. My boy Marbury.
Main menu. To send a message--
More than equaI.
This guy is, Iike, impossibIe not to Iike, you know?
Oh, I didn't have a second of aII.
Okay.
-Or, you know, IittIe.... -But it's been a whiIe.
But that's the same thing, right?
What about that MySpace guy?
-Is that not right? PAIGE: No, she didn't.
-Oh, come on. -Come on, come on.
And the ruIe is this: If a guy doesn't caII you, he doesn't wanna caII you.
WeII, I doubt he has a stoma.
Oh, see, when I said ''meeting someone,'' I guess it was kind of a broad term.
Where is this coming from?
Hey, what can I teII you?
PAIGE: Oh, God, I'm not pregnant.
Break.
Don't tiptoe around my feeIings.
Thanks.
Maybe he's away on business.
JANINE: Maybe if you just go over there.
Yeah. And the second you hear that...
What can I get you?
...she's not sIeeping with you?
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
...or next year's modeIs are gonna sIip in there and steaI aII--
-Stuff I gotta do. CONOR: Okay. WeII....
And if they do, aII they're reaIIy thinking about?
well you happy now i got a two-bedroom shared apartment? very.
...out.
I don't.
...I'm reaIIy trying here.
-You know, he wasn't ready. -Janine, this isn't your fauIt.
So Amanda Jones is Conor?
He's thinking, ''Dear Christ, get me out of here.''