Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

WeII, yeah. Okay, don't start doodIing my name on your binder, okay?
-It's much cIassier. -My thoughts exactIy.
...a great guy.
Oh, my Mary
-We aIways caII each other that. -Why?
PeopIe who have just had a heart attack are generaIIy not advised...
...what you're saying and what you're offering...
BEN: Okay.
Gay or straight, you're not gonna get anywhere by being inactive.
Hey, wouId you guys pIease just turn that down a bit? Dad's trying to sIeep.
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI at work, so I caIIed him at home.
Hey.
Wow. You caved.
EnIighten me.
You're reaIIy hot.
So how do you guys know AIex?
What?
-TotaIIy good sign. -Right?
Gigi, he's not coming.
They do it because they're insecure...
The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a bIack shirt.
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
No exceptions.
...do you know why that IittIe boy did those things and said those things?
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it before he, you know, freaks out.
This whoIe renovation thing's getting to you because nothing's happening.
I'm retired, I'II say what I want to.
...found some arts camp in the Berkshires...
[CHUCKLES]
...but I think I know a nice guy who might actuaIIy Iike you.
WeIcome to my worId, asshoIe.
[DIAL TONE]
WeII, you couId-- You couId give me your card.
You think he wants to hang on to this vinyI?
Thanks.
-Sorry. -Are you okay?
Hey.
But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar.
And somehow even he's married.
Yeah.
MAN: Let's go, AIex.
-No. -No.
Or there's the possibiIity...
hey dear
-Did you say it's past 3? -Yeah.
It's because he Iikes you.
Okay, Iet me just see if I understand.
-Are you my savior or something? -No.
So what you're saying is...
I mean, we have a contract.
It's too bad cousins can't marry, because then we couId maybe--
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence.
The fix-up was him.
-No, that's okay. -Isn't it?
JANINE: Why do you bother Iocking it?
-Yes. -He can't handIe it.
That's a Iot of prepositions.
Oh.
-What? -This tiIe is too smaII.
This is Bill.
I'm Gigi. I went out with Conor Iast week.
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?
I don't know what happened or why we stopped. I don't care.
Okay.
ANNA: Wow.
...here we are. Same shift again.
JANINE: You want coffee?
Watch this. She's going on about her macrobiotic diet.
You didn't hear the phone ring by any chance, did you?
But I think that we're aImost ready to start taIking about it.
I think maybe this is my fauIt...
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on.
...but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks.
Okay, a guy doesn't Ieave a woman to go taIk to another woman unIess he's....
...and I wanted to make sure his girIfriend Iikes it first.
So why don't you give me a caII...
You know, my sister's friend.
You know what? Let's just say that you'II caII me...
She wants a massage. She Ieaves cute messages.
I can't do this.
Why are you sharing aII of this inside dating information with me again?
-You sure? -Yeah.
Wait a minute.
-Just drive. -ReIax.
Oh, this is Gigi. CaII me.
Oh, Dominic.
Might I come aboard?
You Iook Iike shit.
Yeah, he did great work.
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? A Iot of them here.
Kind of given up on you when you didn't caII me back.
I know.
...I caIIed him.
Right.
Are you okay?
I forced him into getting married.
Just wondering how you're doing.
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege and she gave me an uItimatum.
Very nice.
I have reaIIy aIways wanted to go there.
-Hi. -Hey.
...but I'm just saying, you were warned.
Amazing.
You're made out of poo!
Wait, did you mean ''neutraI,'' or ''gender-neutraI''?
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over some offering statements. You gotta--
Yeah, pretty much.
-Oh, what game are we pIaying? -Oh, sorry, Nash.
Hey.
PAIGE: You just did it again. That was a pause.
It's amazing where 1 0 shots of Patron wiII get you.
It's AIex.
And our new brother wouId Iike to co-opt Dad's property before he's even dead.
beryl busted the higher balcony and bali with her bop and bop roll in burbridge and busted her barley sugars. and she busted the blore and broke the bad busted table.
-Hi. -How are you?
Because that's you.
Go. What am I?
WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe. MAN 2: CaII 91 1 .
...you are reaIIy freaking out.
-But I honestly think he's expect-- -Okay.
Nobody wants to be aII in one coIumn.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, you're right. You're right.
No, that's fine. You just have one thing, so....
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him, because now....
Gigi, he's my husband.
-Hi. -Hey.
[VAN MORRISON'S ''I GOT A WOMAN'' BLARING ON RECORD PLAYER]
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
And....
Sure.
Sister's what?
I know we said we'd wait to taIk about it.
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? bethany jefferies.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
...and never found a singIe shred of evidence.
Now you're moving out?
Even if things don't quite work out.
...through all the blunders and misread signals...
-How are you? -Good.
WeII, where to begin?
Where? Where's he going that he's gonna be out of touch?
You're too pretty and too awesome.
Why?
Hi. Are you good?
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke on the job site. They're good guys.
Mm-hm. And we both win.
He caIIs, he does what he says.
-That's it. -Okay.
Just be up front and teII peopIe what you reaIIy are.
And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.
Look up towards the ceiIing.
We've been together for over seven years.
What?
You're right. Okay.