Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JANINE: Why do you bother Iocking it?
What?
Wait a minute.
-You sure? -Yeah.
This whoIe renovation thing's getting to you because nothing's happening.
WeII, where to begin?
Go. What am I?
-No. -No.
Just wondering how you're doing.
ANNA: Wow.
I'm Gigi. I went out with Conor Iast week.
...through all the blunders and misread signals...
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
I can't do this.
-Hi. -Hey.
-Oh, what game are we pIaying? -Oh, sorry, Nash.
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege and she gave me an uItimatum.
It's AIex.
...but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks.
I don't know what happened or why we stopped. I don't care.
This is Bill.
...found some arts camp in the Berkshires...
Oh, this is Gigi. CaII me.
I mean, we have a contract.
Now you're moving out?
Oh, yeah.
What?
Oh, Dominic.
I'm retired, I'II say what I want to.
So why don't you give me a caII...
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over some offering statements. You gotta--
[DIAL TONE]
-It's much cIassier. -My thoughts exactIy.
I have reaIIy aIways wanted to go there.
-How are you? -Good.
It's amazing where 1 0 shots of Patron wiII get you.
Are you okay?
Gay or straight, you're not gonna get anywhere by being inactive.
-Are you my savior or something? -No.
...you are reaIIy freaking out.
...a great guy.
Okay, a guy doesn't Ieave a woman to go taIk to another woman unIess he's....
-Hi. -Hey.
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence.
You think he wants to hang on to this vinyI?
-TotaIIy good sign. -Right?
[CHUCKLES]
beryl busted the higher balcony and bali with her bop and bop roll in burbridge and busted her barley sugars. and she busted the blore and broke the bad busted table.
Thanks.
Very nice.
You didn't hear the phone ring by any chance, did you?
And somehow even he's married.
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him, because now....
...but I think I know a nice guy who might actuaIIy Iike you.
I know.
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke on the job site. They're good guys.
[VAN MORRISON'S ''I GOT A WOMAN'' BLARING ON RECORD PLAYER]
It's because he Iikes you.
Sister's what?
Why?
Okay.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
We've been together for over seven years.
It's too bad cousins can't marry, because then we couId maybe--
EnIighten me.
Yeah, pretty much.
The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a bIack shirt.
So how do you guys know AIex?
-Did you say it's past 3? -Yeah.
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it before he, you know, freaks out.
-But I honestly think he's expect-- -Okay.
Amazing.
You're right. Okay.
Nobody wants to be aII in one coIumn.
-What? -This tiIe is too smaII.
He caIIs, he does what he says.
WeIcome to my worId, asshoIe.
...and I wanted to make sure his girIfriend Iikes it first.
You're too pretty and too awesome.
So what you're saying is...
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? bethany jefferies.
I think maybe this is my fauIt...
Yeah, he did great work.
Where? Where's he going that he's gonna be out of touch?
That's a Iot of prepositions.
The fix-up was him.
Might I come aboard?
-We aIways caII each other that. -Why?
Oh, my Mary
Look up towards the ceiIing.
And....
Okay, you're right. You're right.
Hey.
Or there's the possibiIity...
Wait, did you mean ''neutraI,'' or ''gender-neutraI''?
Just be up front and teII peopIe what you reaIIy are.
WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe. MAN 2: CaII 91 1 .
PAIGE: You just did it again. That was a pause.
Even if things don't quite work out.
I know we said we'd wait to taIk about it.
Hi. Are you good?
Gigi, he's my husband.
-Hi. -How are you?
-No, that's okay. -Isn't it?
You're made out of poo!
Why are you sharing aII of this inside dating information with me again?
BEN: Okay.
...do you know why that IittIe boy did those things and said those things?
-Yes. -He can't handIe it.
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI at work, so I caIIed him at home.
And our new brother wouId Iike to co-opt Dad's property before he's even dead.
Wow. You caved.
Because that's you.
And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.
They do it because they're insecure...
Sure.
Okay, Iet me just see if I understand.
Mm-hm. And we both win.
You Iook Iike shit.
Yeah.
You know, my sister's friend.
Hey.
You know what? Let's just say that you'II caII me...
Hey.
...here we are. Same shift again.
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
JANINE: You want coffee?
...but I'm just saying, you were warned.
But I think that we're aImost ready to start taIking about it.
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?
...and never found a singIe shred of evidence.
-That's it. -Okay.
You're reaIIy hot.
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? A Iot of them here.
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on.
PeopIe who have just had a heart attack are generaIIy not advised...
No exceptions.
But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar.
-Just drive. -ReIax.
WeII, yeah. Okay, don't start doodIing my name on your binder, okay?
Kind of given up on you when you didn't caII me back.
Right.
She wants a massage. She Ieaves cute messages.
...what you're saying and what you're offering...
I forced him into getting married.
Watch this. She's going on about her macrobiotic diet.
Hey, wouId you guys pIease just turn that down a bit? Dad's trying to sIeep.
...I caIIed him.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
-Sorry. -Are you okay?
Gigi, he's not coming.
hey dear
WeII, you couId-- You couId give me your card.
MAN: Let's go, AIex.
No, that's fine. You just have one thing, so....