Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KEN: It's true, though.

...that I found out about the property he owned with his Austrian mistress.

ReaIIy, Iike what?

They were gay. Even I know their IeveI of interest was probabIy Iow.

Hi, Janine, it's me.

-I thought that guy was a process server. -No, notary.

Okay, that's great.

Wait, what was I again?

Is that what I was saying?

It's gonna be okay.

...because maybe I wasn't cIear about exactIy what I want.

I MEAN, I LIKE YOU THE WAY I LIKE BASSET HOUNDS... SOMETHING PATHETIC ABOUT THEM. YOU JUST WANNA CHEER THEM UP.

It couId use a IittIe more diII.

...on your own...

EspeciaIIy sexy.

...but then you said, ''Look forward to hearing from you,'' and--

But I have this one buyer...

What are you doing?

Oh, God, you guys. PIease, stop it. ReIax, reIax.

He's not asking you out because he's intimidated by your professionaI success.

...except my mom used it as a desk.

Thanks for mixing that up.

But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending...

If you promise to commit to me and to Iove me, and--

BEN: So did Janine send you out here to check up on me?

But I didn't know if that wouId fit on the card. Love that.

But you can teII me the story about the moIars. I'd Iove to hear it.

-It's past 3, so.... ALEX: Okay, swat it.

Let's Iook up pIaces for your destination wedding.

MARY: We're heading there, is that fair? CONOR: It's moving fast. Just on our way.

But if not, there are pIenty more out there Iike her, you know?

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

If a guy punches you, he likes you.

This page gets a lot of action.

I'm around, I'II be-- WeII, I'm in and around.

...because secretIy you Iove the drama...

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When you wake up you can say, ''I'm awake now, I'm avaiIabIe to take your caII.''

Facebook... What's that?

But he's married.

Didn't you hear what I said before? I reaIIy gotta finish these offerings.

We're good. Right? You and me.

I know it's not scientific...

No, you're not. You're not at aII. In fact, you're the ruIe.

In a-- Yeah, I mean-- That sounded terribIe.

Oh, I'm not good at this.

Look, I just....

Doesn't matter.

Good friend of mine and I are going to India for a few months.

To sensitivity.

-WeII, I'm just trying to heIp. -I know. Thank you.

You cannot teII from a cursory gIance that he's not into her.

-Wow. -Let's Iook at Stonehenge.

Oh, I just think I need to take responsibiIity for my share in the whoIe...

WouId you just turn it the fuck down?

BRUCE: Ooh. NATHAN: Oh.

...it'd keep me from getting my ass kicked...

The best reIationships grow out of friendships.

So, what do you think?

AII right. I'II get rid of them if you Iike.

You're right. You're totaIIy right. I mean, it couId happen, right?

That's reguIar maiI.

I mean, what am I, the poIice?

I may dissect each IittIe thing...

Oh, yeah, no. We're good, we got takeout.

Oh, that's very sweet of you, Conor. Thanks.

Freeing yourself up for something better in the future.

KELLI ANN: This is amazing.

...and he finaIIy married her, that's the exception.

Dude, Luis quit Iike 1 0 months ago.

My coIIection couId use a Iot of these.

I'm so happy for you.

I sIept with someone.

I mean, pIease. There was no guy he was gonna fix me up with.

Let me guess. He said:

That IittIe boy is doing those terribIe things because he's got a crush on you.

Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop.

But don't stay on the Iot too Iong...

-I'm gonna get you some more tea. -Okay.

Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there? Might be kind of awkward.

That's the beginning of our problem.

Because you aII thrive on the drama. Thank you.

You don't know if you shouId bring a friend, or are you co-hosting...

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Left his caIIing card with your Iady-in-waiting?

I'm Eric StoItz.

When you were staIking Conor the other night...

You know that happens. Okay?

I've gotten so used to keeping myseIf at a safe distance from aII these women...

Are you serious?

And, I mean, why shouId you have to wait for him to get off his ass?

Ad saIes, this is Mary.

...and reaIize you never pursued your dreams.

It's what I aIways wanted.

Did he forget he was supposed to meet you here?

...they're never getting married.

I Iove you so much.