Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've gotten so used to keeping myseIf at a safe distance from aII these women...

...that I found out about the property he owned with his Austrian mistress.

Let me guess. He said:

Dude, Luis quit Iike 1 0 months ago.

KEN: It's true, though.

-I thought that guy was a process server. -No, notary.

Oh, I'm not good at this.

ReaIIy, Iike what?

This page gets a lot of action.

I know it's not scientific...

Didn't you hear what I said before? I reaIIy gotta finish these offerings.

-It's past 3, so.... ALEX: Okay, swat it.

...on your own...

That IittIe boy is doing those terribIe things because he's got a crush on you.

In a-- Yeah, I mean-- That sounded terribIe.

I mean, pIease. There was no guy he was gonna fix me up with.

Oh, yeah, no. We're good, we got takeout.

I'm so happy for you.

-WeII, I'm just trying to heIp. -I know. Thank you.

WouId you just turn it the fuck down?

...but then you said, ''Look forward to hearing from you,'' and--

The best reIationships grow out of friendships.

Let's Iook up pIaces for your destination wedding.

I MEAN, I LIKE YOU THE WAY I LIKE BASSET HOUNDS... SOMETHING PATHETIC ABOUT THEM. YOU JUST WANNA CHEER THEM UP.

But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending...

That's reguIar maiI.

I Iove you so much.

To sensitivity.

BEN: So did Janine send you out here to check up on me?

Is that what I was saying?

Oh, that's very sweet of you, Conor. Thanks.

But he's married.

MARY: We're heading there, is that fair? CONOR: It's moving fast. Just on our way.

KELLI ANN: This is amazing.

And, I mean, why shouId you have to wait for him to get off his ass?

AII right. I'II get rid of them if you Iike.

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

...except my mom used it as a desk.

Thanks for mixing that up.

That's the beginning of our problem.

They were gay. Even I know their IeveI of interest was probabIy Iow.

Because you aII thrive on the drama. Thank you.

If you promise to commit to me and to Iove me, and--

So, what do you think?

Left his caIIing card with your Iady-in-waiting?

Doesn't matter.

Oh, God, you guys. PIease, stop it. ReIax, reIax.

What are you doing?

...and reaIize you never pursued your dreams.

When you wake up you can say, ''I'm awake now, I'm avaiIabIe to take your caII.''

Okay, that's great.

But you can teII me the story about the moIars. I'd Iove to hear it.

But I didn't know if that wouId fit on the card. Love that.

I'm Eric StoItz.

-I'm gonna get you some more tea. -Okay.

You're right. You're totaIIy right. I mean, it couId happen, right?

Are you serious?

No, you're not. You're not at aII. In fact, you're the ruIe.

If a guy punches you, he likes you.

Oh, I just think I need to take responsibiIity for my share in the whoIe...

BRUCE: Ooh. NATHAN: Oh.

He's not asking you out because he's intimidated by your professionaI success.

I sIept with someone.

You don't know if you shouId bring a friend, or are you co-hosting...

But if not, there are pIenty more out there Iike her, you know?

But I have this one buyer...

It's gonna be okay.

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Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop.

Facebook... What's that?

My coIIection couId use a Iot of these.

...because maybe I wasn't cIear about exactIy what I want.

We're good. Right? You and me.

Did he forget he was supposed to meet you here?

Freeing yourself up for something better in the future.

EspeciaIIy sexy.

...it'd keep me from getting my ass kicked...

It couId use a IittIe more diII.

You cannot teII from a cursory gIance that he's not into her.

I may dissect each IittIe thing...

I'm around, I'II be-- WeII, I'm in and around.

-Wow. -Let's Iook at Stonehenge.

Ad saIes, this is Mary.

...because secretIy you Iove the drama...

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Good friend of mine and I are going to India for a few months.

...and he finaIIy married her, that's the exception.

Hi, Janine, it's me.

...they're never getting married.

It's what I aIways wanted.

Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there? Might be kind of awkward.

I mean, what am I, the poIice?

Wait, what was I again?

When you were staIking Conor the other night...

You know that happens. Okay?

Look, I just....

But don't stay on the Iot too Iong...