Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I couId do that.
He did admit it to me.
ReaIIy, she's in Iove with Eric StoItz.
I can't, Anna.
I need you to be honest with me, Javier.
BEN: Yeah, the boat Iooks great.
That's Iegit, right? Is that aIIowed?
See, he caIIed.
And it's Iike if the poIice wanna know who pIaced a caII, they couId trace it.
And someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending.
...or she takes home Ieftovers on dates one, two, or three.
george i told ya not to go on a treadmill and lose 8999 kilos and fall over! boing good riddance faye you schlut drumper!
-I know. Your friend Mary's a genius. -I know, she's so great.
Hey, it's me. Just wanted to Iet you know I was thinking about you.
So Janine says you're a reaI-estate agent.
Oh, I hate that. When you don't know if you're a date.
-Baltimore? -Your sisters.
And then the next time I caIIed he was with a woman...
Trust me. It's because he's never had a serious reIationship.
That's not a setup.
I don't know, I Iike you.
HoIy shit.
I didn't mean it.
Look, I can't stop thinking about you.
-Of course. -Oh, great.
Why are you married again?
You're right, that didn't heIp me at aII.
The trick is to spot this girI earIy.
WeII, you know, I thought I did.
Well, then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her.
PersonaI hygiene goes out the window.
I just....
[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
...are you ever gonna marry me?
There's some Iaundry I'm gonna put away...
I know, I reaIize that. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I'm sure he just Iost your number.
ANNA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
This is a pIeasant surprise.
Nature-based pre-Christian paganism, yeah.
...to have animaI fat that's been stuffed into a synthetic casing.
...and then six months Iater he's married to some 24-year-oId that he met at a gym.
...to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk...
LAURA: Over there. Just go get it. -Okay.
WeII, I gotta go, so I guess I'II see you Iater.
I miss it.
But you know what? Not everybody gets married, you know?
-No, not for me. ALEX: Great. Good. Great.
Like, aII the time.
I gotta finish this stuff.
That's what I was Ieaning towards.
...take each IittIe thing a guy does, and then twist it into something eIse?
Yeah, I was there. I was--
I spoke with George Lane in Music. He had a whoIe Iist of references for you.
Okay.
I was fun when we first met.
STEVEN: Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer when you get to the kitchen, okay?
...and, you know, everything just kind of Iines up, it's reaIIy magicaI.
Oh, no. I mean, just totaIIy unnecessary.
♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, circus! ♪ ♪ Da-da da-da-da-da-da-da, Afro! ♪ ♪ Circus Afro Circus Afro ♪
Why shouId it be any different, you know, with me and you?
Like, here. Here's ''I wanna sIeep with you.''
Think about you and your friends. Okay?
Hey, give me two seconds, okay? Two seconds, hoId on.
That's why you're my favorite daughter.
I know.
...I'm Ieaving tomorrow, so I'II be out of touch for a IittIe bit.
It's me.
Okay, and you find an ashtray with cigarettes in it and you think--
I know, next time.
Pick up if you wanna stop me.
Hey.
Sort of an odd thing to say.
Oh, God, that was cheesy.
[TING TINGS' ''FRUIT MACHINE'' BLARING]
-HeIIo? BILL: Hi, Gigi?
She totaIIy wrote him off.
-Can I come in? -Yeah, of course.
But it's not going anywhere. What is she doing?
GIGI: --or call my cell, or try me at work...
-I can't taIk now, I'II caII you back. -Wait, I need you to--
NEIL: Uh-huh. -It's not yours.
Second of aII...
WeII, Iook, Iet me teII you.
Why'd they even invent caIIer ID?
...for heIping yesterday.
Oh, yeah. Right, yeah.
She was-- Come on.
The two of us basicaIIy have a date.
Wow.
...and maybe you can come by the office or something.
I drive by your pIace, I caII and hang up.
Meeting adjourned.
Signs. Love signs. You gotta teII me about the signs. I Iove signs.
...diaI it back to before, when we were just sIeeping together...
Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then.
I know strung out and you are strung out.
Everything okay?
Hey Anna, it's Ben.
...and that one cassette tape either had a message from the guy or it didn't.
And I am obviousIy attracted to you.
I can't beIieve you're hot for CIinton.
-It was very nice to meet you. -Yeah.
Look at AI Pacino.
Just refiIIing the chips. They're on the fridge.
''The onIy thing happy about this hour is you.''
No, I mean...
I don't know. Dressing Iike that, seeing a girI who won't sIeep with you...
Okay, bye.
Thank you so much for a IoveIy evening.
BETH: Yeah.
...if I hear a story about a girI who's been with a guy for 1 3 years...
Wait, stop.