Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, next time.
...for heIping yesterday.
And then the next time I caIIed he was with a woman...
I gotta finish this stuff.
-I can't taIk now, I'II caII you back. -Wait, I need you to--
Just refiIIing the chips. They're on the fridge.
...and then six months Iater he's married to some 24-year-oId that he met at a gym.
...to have animaI fat that's been stuffed into a synthetic casing.
LAURA: Over there. Just go get it. -Okay.
Hey.
That's why you're my favorite daughter.
ANNA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
This is a pIeasant surprise.
Okay, and you find an ashtray with cigarettes in it and you think--
I know.
So Janine says you're a reaI-estate agent.
HoIy shit.
Look at AI Pacino.
BETH: Yeah.
-Can I come in? -Yeah, of course.
See, he caIIed.
ReaIIy, she's in Iove with Eric StoItz.
Thank you so much for a IoveIy evening.
I couId do that.
Well, then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her.
Why'd they even invent caIIer ID?
I can't, Anna.
PersonaI hygiene goes out the window.
...are you ever gonna marry me?
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-HeIIo? BILL: Hi, Gigi?
...diaI it back to before, when we were just sIeeping together...
Think about you and your friends. Okay?
She totaIIy wrote him off.
I don't know, I Iike you.
WeII, Iook, Iet me teII you.
I need you to be honest with me, Javier.
-I know. Your friend Mary's a genius. -I know, she's so great.
And it's Iike if the poIice wanna know who pIaced a caII, they couId trace it.
Yeah, I was there. I was--
Trust me. It's because he's never had a serious reIationship.
There's some Iaundry I'm gonna put away...
And I am obviousIy attracted to you.
...if I hear a story about a girI who's been with a guy for 1 3 years...
Hey, give me two seconds, okay? Two seconds, hoId on.
She was-- Come on.
...and, you know, everything just kind of Iines up, it's reaIIy magicaI.
[TING TINGS' ''FRUIT MACHINE'' BLARING]
Okay.
I just....
WeII, I gotta go, so I guess I'II see you Iater.
Hey, it's me. Just wanted to Iet you know I was thinking about you.
Why shouId it be any different, you know, with me and you?
That's not a setup.
Signs. Love signs. You gotta teII me about the signs. I Iove signs.
And someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending.
...and that one cassette tape either had a message from the guy or it didn't.
I was fun when we first met.
Pick up if you wanna stop me.
Wait, stop.
...to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk...
...take each IittIe thing a guy does, and then twist it into something eIse?
''The onIy thing happy about this hour is you.''
BEN: Yeah, the boat Iooks great.
I know strung out and you are strung out.
Sort of an odd thing to say.
Second of aII...
Look, I can't stop thinking about you.
...I'm Ieaving tomorrow, so I'II be out of touch for a IittIe bit.
...or she takes home Ieftovers on dates one, two, or three.
-It was very nice to meet you. -Yeah.
Okay, bye.
You're right, that didn't heIp me at aII.
Like, aII the time.
NEIL: Uh-huh. -It's not yours.
WeII, you know, I thought I did.
I miss it.
I don't know. Dressing Iike that, seeing a girI who won't sIeep with you...
But it's not going anywhere. What is she doing?
That's what I was Ieaning towards.
...and maybe you can come by the office or something.
No, I mean...
Hey Anna, it's Ben.
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Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then.
I didn't mean it.
I can't beIieve you're hot for CIinton.
Everything okay?
Oh, I hate that. When you don't know if you're a date.
The trick is to spot this girI earIy.
GIGI: --or call my cell, or try me at work...
It's me.
I know, I reaIize that. I don't know what's wrong with me.
Wow.
Meeting adjourned.
[BAND PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC]
Oh, God, that was cheesy.
STEVEN: Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer when you get to the kitchen, okay?
Oh, no. I mean, just totaIIy unnecessary.
I'm sure he just Iost your number.
But you know what? Not everybody gets married, you know?
-Of course. -Oh, great.
Why are you married again?
I drive by your pIace, I caII and hang up.
-No, not for me. ALEX: Great. Good. Great.
Like, here. Here's ''I wanna sIeep with you.''
He did admit it to me.
I spoke with George Lane in Music. He had a whoIe Iist of references for you.
That's Iegit, right? Is that aIIowed?
The two of us basicaIIy have a date.
-Baltimore? -Your sisters.
Nature-based pre-Christian paganism, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Right, yeah.