Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not that she won't sIeep with me, douche bag.

--and your commitment to each other.

WeII, that cardboard crap is what we caII whoIe-wheat toast.

I don't know. Maybe dating's a little overrated.

What's wrong with me?

Are you hearing from me or am I getting a caII?

gina borgogillian? hat lazy witch! oh she’s a fuck bitch alright! boing boing borgogno!

No, I just-- I just need you to stop being nice to me...

...but I don't want to buy this pIace unIess, at some point...

Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.

...fun, you know?

Look, I just went out with your friend BiII and....

Oh, no, it's okay. I got it.

...and I'm muIIing over a gum purchase, so I think you shouId go.

Oh, he's not interested.

LAURA: Oh, her face.

-Yeah? -Yeah, with my IittIe sister.

That's crazy. We hardIy know each other.

beryl xoxorette are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

It's written aII over your puppy-dog face.

-Staying in town is his business. -Right.

wait till i whack you one with me cane granny raelene snell sonny boy then you'll know all about it then i'll call 911! yes just wait till you've been framed on australia's funniest home video show then i'll laugh at your misfortune.

-It's kiIIing me, IiteraIIy. I'm dying. -Here, have a cookie.

I'm meeting someone. A guy.

The girI, AIex.

Are you kidding me?

She ran into him, and it ended up that--

Or maybe he Iost my number...

It couId be an office, it couId be a guest room...

Maybe it was at the beginning.

We got some cookies over here, some coId beverages. HeIp yourseIf.

She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something.

...because you have been dumped.

And he teIIs my dad that he's never feIt anything Iike it before.

It's exhausting.

Yes. Suck it. Yes.

I don't Iike the way it's pretending to be wood.

They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea.

Okay, I'm making out with this guy-- PG stuff.

I don't wanna be with anybody eIse, just Beth.

He seIIs reaI estate. In BaItimore.

...for one of them.

And Iying to me?

He's right. The signaIs are totaIIy different.

-BiII...? -Alex's friend.

-Who's this now? -AIex.

...who are with girIs Iike me...

...who are incredibIy charming.

Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a Iot.

Bend your knee a IittIe bit more. There you go.

Yeah. Okay, I'II get it to him.

I was hoping ''second of aII'' wouId make me feeI better.

...I have a pIan, okay?

...and aII we have Ieft to eat is some oId jeIIy and some ramen noodIes.

Again with the sensitivity.

You are not trying to get these back in here.

Aren't we gonna deaI with this?

-I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. -Gigi.

End. Why, does it matter?

Did I get any caIIs?

...of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it?

Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay-adjacent.''

yes gran raelene watch out your walker will crash into ya! careful dear we don't want a broken granny!

I'm getting around to it.

You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated boob here.

...sneaking around here?

...were you obsessing about him caIIing...

I mean, we actuaIIy video iChatted whiIe hoIding coffee.

Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious reIationship.

Yeah. I know it's crazy, but it's a neighborhood in transition.

You said you'd Iove to caII me...

I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...

...constantIy pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days...

He was a veritabIe master at covering his tracks.

...mess. You know?

...unIess you're gonna marry me after.

Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you.

...and he's been with this other woman for 22 years...

Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. I was just calling to--

In the back yard.

GIGI: WeII, Conor, I had a reaIIy nice time. -It was reaIIy nice meeting you.

Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial?

-I know that I've been-- -No, hoId on a second.

I’m interpreting your silence as tacit compliance, bye

The point is he's into me.

...and I don't see why I can't do that, right?

WOMAN 1 : Oh, my God.

Your friend Terri's an idiot. She's aIso the exception...