Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. -Gigi.

yes gran raelene watch out your walker will crash into ya! careful dear we don't want a broken granny!

Are you kidding me?

I'm meeting someone. A guy.

...I have a pIan, okay?

In the back yard.

Aren't we gonna deaI with this?

I’m interpreting your silence as tacit compliance, bye

What's wrong with me?

Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.

Yeah. Okay, I'II get it to him.

-Yeah? -Yeah, with my IittIe sister.

Oh, no, it's okay. I got it.

You are not trying to get these back in here.

Your friend Terri's an idiot. She's aIso the exception...

Okay, I'm making out with this guy-- PG stuff.

Yeah. I know it's crazy, but it's a neighborhood in transition.

Did I get any caIIs?

The girI, AIex.

Maybe it was at the beginning.

LAURA: Oh, her face.

WOMAN 1 : Oh, my God.

...who are incredibIy charming.

They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea.

...constantIy pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days...

Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay-adjacent.''

You said you'd Iove to caII me...

...and aII we have Ieft to eat is some oId jeIIy and some ramen noodIes.

-Who's this now? -AIex.

-It's kiIIing me, IiteraIIy. I'm dying. -Here, have a cookie.

Are you hearing from me or am I getting a caII?

No, I just-- I just need you to stop being nice to me...

WeII, that cardboard crap is what we caII whoIe-wheat toast.

Or maybe he Iost my number...

...were you obsessing about him caIIing...

I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...

It couId be an office, it couId be a guest room...

Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial?

She ran into him, and it ended up that--

...but I don't want to buy this pIace unIess, at some point...

wait till i whack you one with me cane granny raelene snell sonny boy then you'll know all about it then i'll call 911! yes just wait till you've been framed on australia's funniest home video show then i'll laugh at your misfortune.

Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a Iot.

I'm getting around to it.

-Staying in town is his business. -Right.

-I know that I've been-- -No, hoId on a second.

We got some cookies over here, some coId beverages. HeIp yourseIf.

...and I'm muIIing over a gum purchase, so I think you shouId go.

And Iying to me?

It's exhausting.

-BiII...? -Alex's friend.

It's not that she won't sIeep with me, douche bag.

...and he's been with this other woman for 22 years...

That's crazy. We hardIy know each other.

...who are with girIs Iike me...

...of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it?

...unIess you're gonna marry me after.

Look, I just went out with your friend BiII and....

Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. I was just calling to--

She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something.

--and your commitment to each other.

GIGI: WeII, Conor, I had a reaIIy nice time. -It was reaIIy nice meeting you.

He was a veritabIe master at covering his tracks.

I mean, we actuaIIy video iChatted whiIe hoIding coffee.

I don't Iike the way it's pretending to be wood.

I don't wanna be with anybody eIse, just Beth.

...sneaking around here?

...because you have been dumped.

And he teIIs my dad that he's never feIt anything Iike it before.

Again with the sensitivity.

Bend your knee a IittIe bit more. There you go.

Oh, he's not interested.

...for one of them.

He seIIs reaI estate. In BaItimore.

Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious reIationship.

It's written aII over your puppy-dog face.

...fun, you know?

...mess. You know?

He's right. The signaIs are totaIIy different.

beryl xoxorette are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.

...and I don't see why I can't do that, right?

I don't know. Maybe dating's a little overrated.

You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated boob here.

I was hoping ''second of aII'' wouId make me feeI better.

gina borgogillian? hat lazy witch! oh she’s a fuck bitch alright! boing boing borgogno!

End. Why, does it matter?

Yes. Suck it. Yes.

Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you.

The point is he's into me.