Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I NEVER GET ANY STUFF FROM THE DRY CLEANER.
- I'M PROUD OF YOU. - ANONYMOUS.
- LEON. - LARRY.
- YEAH, REALLY? GO AHEAD AND DO IT. - I HAVE A LOT OF PULL.
GRAVIES MAYBE, SOMETHING IN THE GRAVY CATEGORY?
SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, LARRY.
I TELL YOU WHAT: I'D RATHER HAVE
- YEAH, SHE BANNED HIM. - REALLY?
SEE 'EM?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE ABOUT THAT.
SURE, LARRY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
WHAT KIND OF STAIN WAS IT?
THAT'S HILARIOUS-- "HEY, CHERYL, GUESS WHO JERKED OFF ON OUR BLANKET?
AND YOU CHOKED IT ON SAMMY'S TEDDY BEAR
YOU ARE SUCH A HERO.
COME ON OVER AND WHACK OFF. HAVE A GOOD TIME.
- OKAY, GOOD! DON'T FORGET. - I'M NOT!
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU IN MY OWN WAY.
YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THE BLANKET.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WHO'S ANONYMOUS, THEN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU THROW IT IN.
WELL, TELL ME 'CAUSE I LIKE NEW ISSUES.
LOOK AT YOU, BOY. BABY GIRL!
I WONDER IF COOKING GOOD IS HEREDITARY.
THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
THIS ANONYMOUS IS TED?
IT'S THAT JACKALIT, RIGHT?
- YOU'RE A GREAT GUY, LARRY-- - WELL, IF YOU WANT TO TELL PEOPLE GO AHEAD.
HE NEVER GAVE IT BACK.
WHAT AM I DOING, JACKING OFF TO "ANDY GRIFFITH"?
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? - NO, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
IN FOURTH GRADE? GET YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF OF ME!
- WHO JUST SAID--? - I HEARD YOU!
- I LOVE THE FOUR QUESTIONS. - THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
I BROUGHT IT INTO THAT DRY CLEANER AND THEY GAVE IT TO YOU BY MISTAKE.
IT'S TED.
- YOU KNOW, YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT. - YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
AND KICKED YOU IN YOUR OWN ASSHOLE. YOU FEEL ME?
YOU DON'T JERK OFF IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S HOME!
- UM... I KNOW I'M BANNED FROM THE HOUSE AND ALL-- - YEAH?
AND THERE'S NO OVERSIGHT. IT'S JUST COMPLETE CHAOS
AND THE SAUSAGE AND EVERYTHING.
WHAT KIND OF CUM WAS IT, FIRST OF ALL?
PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW YOU'RE ANONYMOUS.
( all laughing )
DO I SMELL FOOD? COME HERE, AUNTIE.
Auntie Rae: ALL RIGHT.
IF HE'S BANNED, YOU'RE BANNED!