Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

stewart is anonymous
GET ME A NEW BLANKET, NEW BED, ALL THAT SHIT?
- WHAT THE FUCK DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? - WELL, OKAY.
NOW HOW AM I GONNA LOOK CHERYL IN THE EYE?
- HELLO, SENATOR. - IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
BE COOL, LARRY. I'M GONNA GET THAT SHIT BACK FOR YOU.
FANFARE? WHAT FANFARE? I DON'T LIKE THE FANFARE.
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LARRY. - YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA START THE CEREMONY AND SENATOR BARBARA BOXER WOULD LIKE
YOU MASTURBATE IN THIS HOUSE AND THIS HOUSE ALONE! MAYBE A HOTEL.
IT'S GONE. SOMEBODY ELSE MUST HAVE TAKEN IT.
HE WAS IN THE ROOM. I MEAN, WHO ELSE COULD IT BE?
KATHY, I GET PLENTY OF FANFARE. I DON'T NEED THE FANFARE, YOU KNOW?
THE MASTURBATOR IN THE HOUSE THAN THE GOSSIPER.
TED, IT'S SUZIE FOR YOU.
JEFF.
HE MENTIONED IT TO ME SO I THOUGHT I'D RETURN THEM.
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up? Mmm...
- A LAUGH? - WELL, WHATEVER.
Leon: MMM! BAM!
- WHAT? - WHICH ROOM HE GONNA STAY IN?
I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU ON THE WAY HOME OR WAITED UNTIL I GOT IN THE HOUSE,
JEFF IS BANNED FROM OUR HOUSE.
- ( thumps ) - WHAT THE FUCK?!
SYRUP, MAYBE SYRUP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT, LARRY? I CAN HANDLE THIS.
YEAH, WELL, IT'S NOT BALANCING OUT FOR ME, SENATOR.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
FRIENDS THAT I DIDN'T THINK I WANTED TO HAVE A SECRET.
THAT'S THE JACKOFF SUSPECT, HUH?
Leon: OKAY. JOE PEPITONE! ( laughs )
YOU CHANGED EVERYTHING BECAUSE HIS KIDS COULDN'T SWIM IN THE BAY.
- THAT'S LIKE SEX FOR PLATONIC FRIENDS. - YEAH.
BECAUSE I THINK THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS FLAWED.
SHE SAID...
OH, THAT'S GREAT. AND WHAT DID SHE SAY?
LARRY, I COULD GIVE A SHIT IF IT WAS SANTA CLAUS. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET IT OFF.
I JUST WANT TO DO MY THING, LARRY.
NO, ISN'T THAT GREAT?
THAT ISN'T YOURS AND SOMETIMES YOU LOSE AN ITEM.
WHAT A PERV, MAN! ACTORS!
THIS IS PERVERSE, AND I THINK THIS IS THE LOWEST YOU'VE EVER GONE.
CHERYL!