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Whatever it is, let's get it on the fuckin' table right now.
She's somethin', but I can't really figure out what she is.
Just get the fuck out of the fucking car!
So... So what's what? I mean, what are we gonna do here?
How 'bout it's two o'clock in the morning
Have you ever heard of a gemstone called Black Tourmaline?
buys himself a big ole house in Brantlow,
He talks like that, says, Mr. Cracker, if you're so smart and I'm so dumb,
- We did in fact, yes. - Uh-huh.
- By the bagel place. - Okay, peace.
- All right then. - Troy.
Hey, pussy, you had enough?
You like those classic movie stars from the '30s, like Cagney, Bogart, Edward G?
Hey, bro, look at this.
how about some extra TLC for $300?
Step outta the car, face the car, put your hands behind your head.
I mean, if it came down to it, I would literally eat a gun
Hey, hey, call Evie, man, tell her to come bail me out this motherfucker.
you're never 100 percent sure who your friends are.
You ever been inside, Reverend? In the joint?
I thought we were doing homework together.
Well, Grecco still thinks he might be able to get us
that you can, like, alter it?
Well, that's interesting.
I don't have time for this shit.
You have to understand, Diesel is a big lug nut looking dude, but he's very bright.
- Ooh. - Shit!
Just go to the left.
So the bottom line is, Chepe has been patient.
- You don't wanna go up there. - Why?
- What is it? - It's $5,000.
- I see the blow, where's the money? - Ain't no money.
I'm not shittin', man, this is serious.
I really like my scotch neat and this fuckin' bozo insists that I take it on the rocks.
See, people pretty much can't stand Mad Dog, and I get it, I do.
It's upstairs! I said it was upstairs!
It means we're out of money.
These hood rats, man.
And, I guess what I'm sayin' is...
Yeah, I know what the fuck you're talkin' about, dude.
- Take these. - Oh, thanks for the help.
you know that place we're goin', it's like totally close, so it won't be a problem.
Because the management has determined that when people drink drinks without ice,
- Step out of the car, please. - What?
and anything other than that, you're a piece of shit.
This is the type of business where you're gonna meet a bitch like that.
Woo!
Chris don't do shit but lay around all day,
Look, look, look, I don't wanna seem crazy.
But I just wanna say this, and I'm not tryin' to be melodramatic.
there's absolutely no way I can fuckin' say no to that.
Oh, you just make fun of him because he's a Hindu,
Yo.
And I promise you, the only person who's gonna go down outta this is gonna be me.
You know what I fuckin' love? Check it out.
Just relax, let it come.
You know, a do-over on...
Get down on the floor, face down, face down.
Technically, it isn't any.
I said, It would be a bad choice for me.
Why you have to make such problem of it, huh?
We've got your kid, now calm down. He's all right.
- Hey, hey! - Carmen!
this deadbeat that owes me a lot of money, the way I see it, he is so fucked up,
Will you step out of the vehicle, please?
Yeah, you're a good man. Well, all right, here's what.
I have a number for him in Canton.
everyone's got their own form of preparation, all right?
I'll get ya some dough and we'll see what we're gonna do about Chepe.
It's not gonna kill ya.
Take the wheel, Jack. Reggie wants to ride.
Who is, uh, I don't know, 62, is gonna pull out her AK-47?
Aw, shit, bro, haven't you ever done sanitation?
Where's the thing you put in the baby's mouth? What's it called? A dick?
It's, like, the worst thing in the world.
he's gonna help me edit my album.
- You remember that? - Mm-hmm.
I... I gut fish.
- Gonna need three. - So who you got?
Very same.
It's under the front seat.
Carjack some old guy like some nigger from the projects?
What the fuck do I use my computer for?
I think they've been watchin' too much Black Entertainment Television or somethin'.
before we split, I wanna have a sit-down with you, okay?
Come on, man, I don't need to.
so don't think you can fake me out on this because I will kill you.
so I think we are agreed that that cannot happen.
Yeah, it was shut down since I was maybe 25.
But my feeling is, where we stand right now,
Me? Nah, I ain't got no ID.