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God, you know what that means?
No, I know I wasn't... asking for it. It's just...
You're welcome.
All right. Stop staring at it, okay?
I will have that drink.
Look, I can't put myself through this again.
Right. But, like, historically, lists have been bad for people, right?
But after everything we've been through,
Okay. Because, you know, you've gone back before.
We should call Detective Perez, loop her in.
it's gonna make you feel better.
And I don't wanna have feelings for him, but I do.
I was just driving back from another listing and I had to stop because, wow!
-All right? -[beep]
But is it legal, what we're doing?
Girl, he's on a call.
Yes, it is. Good for you.
[door creaks open]
So... sleek.
-Holy shit. -And that's two lines, not one, right?
[man] Oh.
God, I just wish it was him.
What?
Oh! Is this a '66 Mustang?
Business? Weird.
-Yes. -Oh.
[doorbell rings]
they happen, right?
-You got to trust me. -I trust you.
Would you stop fucking bright-siding everything?
Those symptoms can also be indicative of early menopause.
-[heartbeat] -Unless you got a side piece.
Cross that one off the list. He was on a Star Trek cruise that week.
It's bringing me back to life.
I guess I just wanted my fucking three minutes of hope.
and the person you're into gets sick, or there's an emergency,