Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You like that? Am I doing it right?

- Honey, rest up today. - I can't.

Please don't let me wake up.

We left because our front yard kept catching fire.

- Husband. - Major, no!

- Fine, I will! - Then good!

and apparently I'm the only one around here who cares.

And so in 1952,

Yeah. It's cold and... hard.

But you signed my death warrant with it!

Yes, but of course I have a condom.

Maureen is boring And we're all snoring!

and a Polaroid of your cooter.

Shit! Shit! Shit!

You girls like to play games.

Almost enough time to calmly prepare for my life to change forever.

Ah, Jeez. I can't.

- Hot water bottle. - You sleep with it!

I'm locked out.

I broke my stick because my fucking dad can't take me to tryouts.

Now to pay for my transmission.

Let's go, chop-chop.

There's no cereal!

If I had a Jesus, it would be him.

How many of you have ever had to lie in a latrine, pretending to be dead?

Hi there, Mr. Merlin's Monocle.

Fine! Work yourself to death. See if I care.