Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A Puerto Rican kidnapped me and forced me to eat candy.

to take one or two out with polio, or get mauled by a bear,

Hello, Maureen! Are you being publicly shamed?

Thank you. I grew it myself.

I think I lost my key when I threw it at a bird.

Hey, Sue, I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem.

You're the one who knows how to run a baggage department.

What are you doing here Trying to gymnastics mom

Maybe we'll just give it a minute or two, let you calm down.

Why in the fuck did you tell my nephew to throw suitcases into a jet engine?

Frank Fucking Murphy!

Now, we have to move fast.

I've never seen anything so beautiful.

I got to go. Be home by noon.

Today, February 21, 1974,

So, go back out there

My blood pressure is spiking!

My father can't come to the phone right now. He's in the shower.

Well, I guess I should help you not freeze.

but I'm leaving and I'm not paying.

- "Sue!" - Kevin!

And I need you now more than ever,

- I promised Sue I'd be home by noon. - Sure, sure.

Dolores nursed me through five heart attacks and three "tub stucks,"

But I have to. I need this money badly.

When blokes start coming up with excuses on the first day back