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will be my last day as what we, in this time, call a virgin.
10,000 computations in five minutes.
I don't want any trouble.
"Finders keepers" doesn't apply to lost children!
But, Dad, you said you'd take me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.
Oh, this is exhilarating!
Now I'm the one holding the key, Frank!
We declare war on people who use the metric system.
Let the family go hungry?
My dad said he'd take me to Honeybees, but he didn't show up.
That must hurt.
Here I go.
Oh yeah crybaby
- Okay, I'm in. - Great.
You can't pee on it. He'll haunt us.
Every day of my life.
Frank Murphy, you are so fucking white.
Did you drop a glazed doughnut on your lap?
Fucking Immigrants
You know what I mean!
Stupid thing won't go away.
- Bob, I... - Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Dad! - Bill!
And now I still have the money. That felt so good!
Yes! Yes!
I might regret it later,
So, my dad missed that too?
Enjoy your heroin.
Oh, fucking Kevin! Shit! Shit!
Since I'm your father and I'll put you through that fucking wall!
It's happening. It's really happening.
"I'll be home by noon! I'll be home by noon!"
Your Salad Tosser is a one-in-a-million product.
Cigarettes?