Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, this is exhilarating!

"I'll be home by noon! I'll be home by noon!"

It's happening. It's really happening.

Did you drop a glazed doughnut on your lap?

- Okay, I'm in. - Great.

Fucking Immigrants

You can't pee on it. He'll haunt us.

That must hurt.

Now I'm the one holding the key, Frank!

Oh yeah crybaby

Frank Murphy, you are so fucking white.

will be my last day as what we, in this time, call a virgin.

Stupid thing won't go away.

- Bob, I... - Go! Go! Go! Go!

Oh, fucking Kevin! Shit! Shit!

My dad said he'd take me to Honeybees, but he didn't show up.

"Finders keepers" doesn't apply to lost children!

Every day of my life.

I don't want any trouble.

We declare war on people who use the metric system.

And now I still have the money. That felt so good!

Let the family go hungry?

So, my dad missed that too?

Your Salad Tosser is a one-in-a-million product.

I might regret it later,

10,000 computations in five minutes.

You know what I mean!

Enjoy your heroin.

But, Dad, you said you'd take me to hockey tryouts at 10:30.

Since I'm your father and I'll put you through that fucking wall!