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Oh It’s freezing out
- Where are we going? - It's on Eisenhower Street.
Mr. Holtenwasser, tell them the story you told me in the car.
Oh, man... if they hadn't removed the nipple that grew inside my cheek,
Ah! You chipped my tooth!
it's two o'clock.
Okay, no one can hear us in here.
What the hell?
It was only a pen!
Oh, shit!
- Are you okay? - What?
- I'm nine. - Put your father on the phone.
Thanks.
What the hell?
I wanna touch your penis
Yeah, this is getting good.
- Since when do you read? - Since when do you care?
What did it feel like?
Ready for your haircut?
but this one might break her.
She dancing like a stripper in the window
Okay, but don't look at me.
And then a little "trim."
And Christ, I have to take a piss.
And...
who humiliated me in front of my family!
You have to speak slower.
- It's not that bad. Let me get it. - Agh!
Thanks, Smokey.
Frank Murphy, saved my ass again. Boy, you keep up like this,
All you're doing is talking about the future.
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