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- Since when do you read? - Since when do you care?
And then a little "trim."
- I'm nine. - Put your father on the phone.
- Are you okay? - What?
All you're doing is talking about the future.
Ready for your haircut?
You have to speak slower.
Oh It’s freezing out
And...
I wanna touch your penis
What the hell?
It was only a pen!
What did it feel like?
Thanks, Smokey.
Yeah, this is getting good.
- It's not that bad. Let me get it. - Agh!
What the hell?
Oh, man... if they hadn't removed the nipple that grew inside my cheek,
Okay, no one can hear us in here.
it's two o'clock.
Ah! You chipped my tooth!
Frank Murphy, saved my ass again. Boy, you keep up like this,
- Where are we going? - It's on Eisenhower Street.
She dancing like a stripper in the window
Oh, shit!
but this one might break her.
Thanks.
Mr. Holtenwasser, tell them the story you told me in the car.
And Christ, I have to take a piss.
Okay, but don't look at me.
who humiliated me in front of my family!