Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- How shall I phrase this? - I don't believe this guy.
Shut up. I mean, he's old. He's a teacher.
And while you were suppose to be in English class.
- You're going to print that in the Lit? - I don't see why not.
Get out? Get out of what?
Maybe teachers have a hidden life,
We don't even have a basement. Let me see that again.
But, you know, if you don't mind that.
Once upon a time there lived a girl,
Right after I showed him this. It's a copy of a subpoena...
Which junior?
Just because it's not a real haiku...
It wakes you up.
to work with you until we find a permanent replacement. Is that clear?
Has he burned anything? Good question.
You know that kid that just left here? That extremely smart kid.
sue the school for denying us our constitutional rights.
It's called "Haiku for Him".
Yes, Mr. Foster.
Why did I do it? Good question. I did it to clear the slate.
In the fitting room, price tags tickle my shoulder...
You want to buy some girl scout cookies?
The point is, we are concerned. We're concerned about your future.
What I meant was that, I know where they are.
- Yes, right. - It's no joke. I have no lesson planned.
- this is freedom of speech. - You could get suspended.
Danielle, leave him alone.
There is nothing to see. Kindly take your seats.
I can forgive you, but I want to kill your dog.
That's enough. I must hold school authorized publications...
Haven't we always taught you to stand up for your rights?
Do you just view everything in terms of sex?
So, why you here? You the new substitute?
Anyone found distributing the journal will be suspended from school.
- Are you okay? - Pretty much.
You know what we need? A sample of her handwriting.
- That was mine. Not the haiku thing. - Yes, I know which one was yours.
- We did. - Right.
Yeah, good question. Look, this is haiku poetry.
Angela, this obviously isn't you.