HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I can't do that.
But you still haven't told me what I have to do.
(SCREAMS)
Thank you. Good evening, and welcome to America's only pageant
The third runner-up,
Terrific!
(CLANKlNG)
The talent competition will be taped this afternoon
But you're just in time to answer a question for our judges.
All my life I'll feel it
(AUDlENCE CLAPPlNG)
Now, I'll be in the back of the center
Give me two. And could we have...
(STAMMERlNG) They won't let us out before tonight.
Well first, to call Oscar, and then to try to find that computer circuit
the security is incredible. I can't send a man in.
Miss United States!
Have Helen come as a chaperone.
RAYMOND: Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
But you're our Miss United States, lady
SALLY: I'm putty in your hands.
The package must be in Paris the day after tomorrow.
Well, as you can see, I was in the shower.
You know, the excitement of all of this,
Look what I found.
I am sure you can well understand
Teardrops
What? I got a place where you can see a little better.
Why, you just wouldn't do it!
First, you were late for the taping, now this.
Is it time for bed already?
We'll wait.
I'll give it to her.
Snorkeling?
Well, that's the way they do it at all these things.
ANNOUNCER: And now, your Master of Ceremonies, Mr. Smile himself,
I hate it. I need your help.
MAN: All Miss United States contestants backstage for the talent taping.
Helen? Are you... What about Jaime? Is she all right?
Helen, I have to follow someone.
Are they still out there?
Oscar, look, before I put on this sash
"Contestants will be supervised at all times."
Okay. Out! Get out!
Miss Texas!
Feelings
And one of these outstanding American women
She's the only contestant who was a runner-up.
in the bathing suit procession.
You. You see that doesn't happen again.
Oscar? This is Helen Elgin.
during the finals tomorrow night.
They found this agent this morning,
RAYMOND: Now, the next name I announce will be the first runner-up.
You know what? I really liked my old legs better.
the nominating committee meetings, the rehearsals.