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Hopefully, somebody who can learn from their mistakes.

(AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG)

But you're our Miss United States, lady

All right. Well, keep trying.

Look in the wings.

You just read 'em the card. I'll take care of the rest.

Private and commercial. Rush it!

And our fifth finalist,

Real fire? It's her first time.

I play the saxophone for an all-girl jazz band,

(POLlCE SlREN BLARlNG)

The radio called him Falcon.

He was always one of my favorites.

and vote for the new Miss United States.

MAN: Hard to believe that something that small

That's where they found the agent. In Paris.

What are you talking about?

At least you're having some luck.

The car's over there. Let's go.

You know, I'll bet you used to be a beauty contest winner.

My... Oscar, If you think I'm gonna go in there and parade around and...

It may also be extremely dangerous.

No. No. I'll get right back to you, Oscar.

He said they were gonna bring something here tonight. What?

everything will go like clockwork.

So I can pick any name I want.

when Oscar told me that the winner had come down with the flu.

to be shown on closed circuit television

And don't close this window.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, I have here the results of the judges' decision.

and change from their swimsuits into their... Jaime?

What if she starts talking?

And everything you do in the pageant, you'll do with them.

is the new Miss United States!

And she'll carry it onto her private jet.

Okay. Here we go.

No, Jaime. Nothing serious.

Look, I found this.

Helen, I have got to talk to Oscar.

Miss Tennessee!

Is the Falcon circuit here?

one of the girls from the background.

Helen, what's the matter?

Besides, next to the crown you just gave yourself, it looks pretty tacky.

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