Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ba ba ba boo, ba ba ba boo

Or if I dated four white girls myself.

O.J. didn't do it.

Me and D. Chappelle got it yellow taped off.

saying half the things I be thinking.

The funny thing was, the dude that does the props

All right, I'm hearing an accent.

Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.

Buying paint to put your face on the wall.

The crime you've committed was very serious,

I couldn't prove it.

YOU’RE WELCOME, TEACHER BITCH!

I sucked a dick for crack.

(Jamaican accent) Call me now for a bumble-cluck reading!

Well, then, my girlfriend Gina, she called me up,

I was like Gina, number one,

Stop skipping your remedial class.

when their speech runs on too long.

looks alike to me.

(cheers & applause)

With "The Wrap It Up Box," things will come to an end

I just sold my car…cocaine here I come

Sometimes, Dave will talk with a phony baloney Jamaican accent.

Stop... driving.

It's my money, bitch!

Psych, you thought I was done didn't you?

Yo, wrap it up, "b"!

And when I'm letting off a round don't get in the cross.

come talk to the kids.

that were written calling us controversial,

Thank you for being here.

So do white people.

and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours.

Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!