Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Stop... driving.

(cheers & applause)

Dave Chappelle is not a psychic.

Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life!

(Jamaican accent) Call me now for a bumble-cluck reading!

YOU’RE WELCOME, TEACHER BITCH!

Well, then, my girlfriend Gina, she called me up,

So do white people.

Stop skipping your remedial class.

that were written calling us controversial,

Me and D. Chappelle got it yellow taped off.

I sucked a dick for crack.

Thank you for being here.

I was like Gina, number one,

Yo, wrap it up, "b"!

and ate cookies with me and sang songs for 16 hours.

It's my money, bitch!

And when I'm letting off a round don't get in the cross.

Or if I dated four white girls myself.

The crime you've committed was very serious,

Sometimes, Dave will talk with a phony baloney Jamaican accent.

when their speech runs on too long.

The funny thing was, the dude that does the props

O.J. didn't do it.

looks alike to me.

All right, I'm hearing an accent.

come talk to the kids.

Psych, you thought I was done didn't you?

ba ba ba boo, ba ba ba boo

saying half the things I be thinking.

I couldn't prove it.

With "The Wrap It Up Box," things will come to an end

Buying paint to put your face on the wall.

I just sold my car…cocaine here I come